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Haiku From Last Night
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Everyday I'm counting syllables. 5️⃣/7️⃣/5️⃣ Brooklyn-based writer making haiku purists big mad since 2015.
Pinned
once I learn to count
syllables without my hands
it’s over for y’all
the best birth control:
go grocery shopping the day
before thanksgiving

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November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
want really scary
halloween decorations?
just hang newspapers

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October 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
if you don’t have a
columbus day haiku just
steal one and claim it
October 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
with every birthday
we resist the embrace of
the “large” phone font

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October 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
one day you’re still young
the next you’ve sprained a muscle
from yawning too hard

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October 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reposted by Haiku From Last Night
ghastly behavior
putting ketchup on hotdogs
not up for debate
October 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
someone just wished me
a "happy start of Q4"
and my soul gave out

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October 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
it's october first
let's follow the instructions
and wake up greenday

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October 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
every six seconds
someone out there falls for a
stat i just made up

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September 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
happy “twenty first
night of september” day to
all who celebrate

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September 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
saturday coffee
consumed because i get to
not because i must

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September 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
what my brain wanted:
eight hours of sleep. what it’ll get:
eight cups of coffee

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September 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
pro tip: never fall 
for a tennis player, love
means nothing to them

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September 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
fine, it’s not the heat
it’s the humidity but
the heat doesn’t help

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August 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
when they say you can’t
do something, do it twice and
tag them in the post

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August 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i’ve been told i don’t
listen to what others say
or something like that

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August 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i’m sorry I’m late
i was taking deep breaths and
putting on a smile

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August 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i could be rich but
i treat Target like my own
shopping spree game show

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August 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Reposted by Haiku From Last Night
When you risk nothing
everything seems easy;
what a wasted life
August 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
any book can be
a coloring book once
you’ve stopped giving fucks

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August 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
on lazy sundays
our tall stacks of unread books
give us yearning looks

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August 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
good morning to all
except those taking too long
ordering coffee
July 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
i moved to new york
to pursue my true passion:
stomping lanternflies

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July 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
pro tip: never fall 
for a tennis player, love
means nothing to them

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July 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM