Haider Bahrani
@haiderbahrani.bsky.social
I just play guitar and write poems.
Not great at either.
@SonneteerUK ex GuruJosh Arcamuk Hifiworld Machina
Just find me on Threads for poems etc.
Mongrelhybrid.com
Not great at either.
@SonneteerUK ex GuruJosh Arcamuk Hifiworld Machina
Just find me on Threads for poems etc.
Mongrelhybrid.com
Pinned
it was raw
the first one
the one
that everyone
fell for
uninhibited
every feeling
all
you saw
you
ate it
you all
then you
asked for more
but you told us
how
who
and what for
and wondered why
the next one
was
such a bore?
#poem
the first one
the one
that everyone
fell for
uninhibited
every feeling
all
you saw
you
ate it
you all
then you
asked for more
but you told us
how
who
and what for
and wondered why
the next one
was
such a bore?
#poem
BBC News - Charlotte Church reveals she has ditched deodorant
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I'm with her on this
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I'm with her on this
Traitors star Charlotte Church reveals she has ditched deodorant
The Traitors star says she stopped using it because she was concerned about chemicals.
www.bbc.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
BBC News - Charlotte Church reveals she has ditched deodorant
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I'm with her on this
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I'm with her on this
Reposted by Haider Bahrani
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Reposted by Haider Bahrani
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."
For some reason this #song keeps getting 10x more plays than any other each time i put a new version up (still WIP)
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cocain1-01office1-01newbeat1-16click rough lead dump2 stew-office6DRUM-Mixdown7click14Intro_CLICK
Click and Drum version with intro cleaner bass v1
soundcloud.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
For some reason this #song keeps getting 10x more plays than any other each time i put a new version up (still WIP)
soundcloud.com/haider-bahra...
soundcloud.com/haider-bahra...
Reposted by Haider Bahrani
my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Probably a good time to crash #crypto. It's a #ponzi scheme anyway.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Christopher Harborne, the ‘intensely private’ mega-donor bankrolling Reform UK
He has made an immense fortune in crypto and – from his Thai retreat – is putting it at the service of Nigel Farage after a flirtation with the Tories
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Probably a good time to crash #crypto. It's a #ponzi scheme anyway.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
did you know
cola
there used to be
caffeine in that
beer
had alcohol
and some people
were too thin
and others too fat
people smoked
used to eat meat
and were scared
of rats
did you
did you
know that?
yes it's true
some shaved
their legs
others their
armpits
heads
and
faces
1/2 #poem
cola
there used to be
caffeine in that
beer
had alcohol
and some people
were too thin
and others too fat
people smoked
used to eat meat
and were scared
of rats
did you
did you
know that?
yes it's true
some shaved
their legs
others their
armpits
heads
and
faces
1/2 #poem
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
did you know
cola
there used to be
caffeine in that
beer
had alcohol
and some people
were too thin
and others too fat
people smoked
used to eat meat
and were scared
of rats
did you
did you
know that?
yes it's true
some shaved
their legs
others their
armpits
heads
and
faces
1/2 #poem
cola
there used to be
caffeine in that
beer
had alcohol
and some people
were too thin
and others too fat
people smoked
used to eat meat
and were scared
of rats
did you
did you
know that?
yes it's true
some shaved
their legs
others their
armpits
heads
and
faces
1/2 #poem
This, put simply, will not work.
Rachel Reeves to cut annual cash Isa limit to £12,000 in Budget - on.ft.com/4od0YH6 via @FT
Rachel Reeves to cut annual cash Isa limit to £12,000 in Budget - on.ft.com/4od0YH6 via @FT
Rachel Reeves to cut annual cash Isa limit to £12,000 in Budget
Move comes as UK government attempts to funnel more cash into London-listed stocks
on.ft.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This, put simply, will not work.
Rachel Reeves to cut annual cash Isa limit to £12,000 in Budget - on.ft.com/4od0YH6 via @FT
Rachel Reeves to cut annual cash Isa limit to £12,000 in Budget - on.ft.com/4od0YH6 via @FT
Reposted by Haider Bahrani
I remain genuinely gobsmacked that this wasn’t picked up more. The Alex Jones who *repeatedly accused grieving parents of making up their children’s murders*.
Anyway, “after the news we’ll be joined by Nigel Farage & definitely won’t be asking him about any of this…”
Anyway, “after the news we’ll be joined by Nigel Farage & definitely won’t be asking him about any of this…”
On US TV shows and podcasts from 2009-18, Farage discussed supposed plots by bankers to create a global government, citing Goldman Sachs, the Bilderberg group and George Soros as threats to democracy. Included six guest slots with the disgraced far-right US conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I remain genuinely gobsmacked that this wasn’t picked up more. The Alex Jones who *repeatedly accused grieving parents of making up their children’s murders*.
Anyway, “after the news we’ll be joined by Nigel Farage & definitely won’t be asking him about any of this…”
Anyway, “after the news we’ll be joined by Nigel Farage & definitely won’t be asking him about any of this…”
Reposted by Haider Bahrani
Turns out the media & most of Parliament is as out of touch with reality as Twitter. Dear England.
Why do people think England flags have been raised on lampposts?
White adults
National pride: 26%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 49%
Both: 19%
Ethnic minority adults
National pride: 15%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 55%
Both: 20%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
White adults
National pride: 26%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 49%
Both: 19%
Ethnic minority adults
National pride: 15%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 55%
Both: 20%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Turns out the media & most of Parliament is as out of touch with reality as Twitter. Dear England.
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it's not
thought through
the next thing i say
in my mind
right now
it's new
so please don't
read too much
in to it
or give it
more than
a little
of your mind's time
too
#poem
thought through
the next thing i say
in my mind
right now
it's new
so please don't
read too much
in to it
or give it
more than
a little
of your mind's time
too
#poem
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
it's not
thought through
the next thing i say
in my mind
right now
it's new
so please don't
read too much
in to it
or give it
more than
a little
of your mind's time
too
#poem
thought through
the next thing i say
in my mind
right now
it's new
so please don't
read too much
in to it
or give it
more than
a little
of your mind's time
too
#poem
The problem is 90000 people really who are either racist enough or stupid enough to swallow this channel whole. Both I guess.
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
Ofcom receives complaints over GB News item on defendants’ ‘foreign-sounding names’
Lib Dem MP says way figures were compiled on ‘non-British-sounding’ surnames in court was ‘frankly racist’
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The problem is 90000 people really who are either racist enough or stupid enough to swallow this channel whole. Both I guess.
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
#keepthempoor
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City bosses warn on pay as minimum wage closes in on graduate salaries - on.ft.com/3JivCRk via @FT
Erm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¿¡
City bosses warn on pay as minimum wage closes in on graduate salaries - on.ft.com/3JivCRk via @FT
City bosses warn on pay as minimum wage closes in on graduate salaries
Chief executives voice fears about impact on recruitment ahead of expected rise in Budget
on.ft.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
#keepthempoor
Erm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¿¡
City bosses warn on pay as minimum wage closes in on graduate salaries - on.ft.com/3JivCRk via @FT
Erm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¿¡
City bosses warn on pay as minimum wage closes in on graduate salaries - on.ft.com/3JivCRk via @FT
i was thinking
i had an idea
or two
i've taken
the consensus view
i promise
i've given it
a thorough
look through
and flushed it
down
the loo
#poem
i had an idea
or two
i've taken
the consensus view
i promise
i've given it
a thorough
look through
and flushed it
down
the loo
#poem
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i was thinking
i had an idea
or two
i've taken
the consensus view
i promise
i've given it
a thorough
look through
and flushed it
down
the loo
#poem
i had an idea
or two
i've taken
the consensus view
i promise
i've given it
a thorough
look through
and flushed it
down
the loo
#poem