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hahahayea
@hahahayea.bsky.social
· Aug 23
I do not SKEET. I do not RETWEET. I do not OOMF. And I do not DM. I make a BlueSky account to post abhorrent thoughts on the interwebs. And if my account gets DELETED, I make a MEW ONE
This really Story Modes my Minecraft
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
This really Story Modes my Minecraft
This is me when I Minecraft my Story Mode
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
This is me when I Minecraft my Story Mode
Did you know that the story of Monkey Ball about how you are a Monkey and you are inside of a Ball trying to reach the end of a stage. Except you are not the Monkey in the Ball at all; u’re actually the stage trying to get the Monkey in the Ball to the end of the stage (the Monkey do be in ball tho)
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Did you know that the story of Monkey Ball about how you are a Monkey and you are inside of a Ball trying to reach the end of a stage. Except you are not the Monkey in the Ball at all; u’re actually the stage trying to get the Monkey in the Ball to the end of the stage (the Monkey do be in ball tho)
That Monkey really do be Balling though
February 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
That Monkey really do be Balling though
Monkey (D. Luffy) Ball
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Monkey (D. Luffy) Ball
Did you know there’s microplastics within your bloodstream? Don’t worry, fixing that is simple! Just drain all of your blood!
Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain y
Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain y
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Did you know there’s microplastics within your bloodstream? Don’t worry, fixing that is simple! Just drain all of your blood!
Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain y
Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain your blood. Just drain y
🤓👆 “Erm, according to my calculations, I’m going to cum”
January 31, 2026 at 10:49 PM
🤓👆 “Erm, according to my calculations, I’m going to cum”
(Maybe) hot take (?): I think it’s silly to constantly say LGBTQ(+). Just say queer. It’s already all encompassing and it’s much easier to say!
January 24, 2026 at 12:45 AM
(Maybe) hot take (?): I think it’s silly to constantly say LGBTQ(+). Just say queer. It’s already all encompassing and it’s much easier to say!
Is there science behind doodling on your body as an alternative to cutting yourself when you have “The Urge ™️”? I’ve been in a funk lately, and I’ve been thinking of doing it again after not relapsing for years. And for obvious reasons, I’d rather not do that.
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Is there science behind doodling on your body as an alternative to cutting yourself when you have “The Urge ™️”? I’ve been in a funk lately, and I’ve been thinking of doing it again after not relapsing for years. And for obvious reasons, I’d rather not do that.
I dunno, Lady Antebellum, I’ve been hurting for years, and I think feeling nothing at all might actually be the change of pace I need.
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I dunno, Lady Antebellum, I’ve been hurting for years, and I think feeling nothing at all might actually be the change of pace I need.
Guys, being depressed is like,,, NOTT coool…;,
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Guys, being depressed is like,,, NOTT coool…;,
This is what my depression sounds like:
*to the tune of Bill Nye the Science Guy*
“Guilt! Guilt! Guilt! Guilt! You’re a stupid piece of shit! GUILT!”
*to the tune of Bill Nye the Science Guy*
“Guilt! Guilt! Guilt! Guilt! You’re a stupid piece of shit! GUILT!”
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
This is what my depression sounds like:
*to the tune of Bill Nye the Science Guy*
“Guilt! Guilt! Guilt! Guilt! You’re a stupid piece of shit! GUILT!”
*to the tune of Bill Nye the Science Guy*
“Guilt! Guilt! Guilt! Guilt! You’re a stupid piece of shit! GUILT!”
Developers: Progressive Web Apps are NOT alternatives to actual mobile apps!
I know I’m just a dumb baby end user, and I know PWAs are probably easier to create and manage. But they do not compare to an actual native mobile app. The experience is just straight up not the same.
I know I’m just a dumb baby end user, and I know PWAs are probably easier to create and manage. But they do not compare to an actual native mobile app. The experience is just straight up not the same.
January 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Developers: Progressive Web Apps are NOT alternatives to actual mobile apps!
I know I’m just a dumb baby end user, and I know PWAs are probably easier to create and manage. But they do not compare to an actual native mobile app. The experience is just straight up not the same.
I know I’m just a dumb baby end user, and I know PWAs are probably easier to create and manage. But they do not compare to an actual native mobile app. The experience is just straight up not the same.
Gaming on PC more affordable than on console and it’s not even close.
Yes, the barrier to entry can be more expensive than on console. But at the same time it’s also cheaper.
Obviously, not every PC is going to play the same games every console can, especially at the same quality.
Yes, the barrier to entry can be more expensive than on console. But at the same time it’s also cheaper.
Obviously, not every PC is going to play the same games every console can, especially at the same quality.
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Gaming on PC more affordable than on console and it’s not even close.
Yes, the barrier to entry can be more expensive than on console. But at the same time it’s also cheaper.
Obviously, not every PC is going to play the same games every console can, especially at the same quality.
Yes, the barrier to entry can be more expensive than on console. But at the same time it’s also cheaper.
Obviously, not every PC is going to play the same games every console can, especially at the same quality.
Videos that make me think “Damn, this internet really do be alive though”: A Thread 🧵
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Videos that make me think “Damn, this internet really do be alive though”: A Thread 🧵
Omg they’re just like me! (derogatory)
December 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Omg they’re just like me! (derogatory)
Fucking shitting HARD rn
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fucking shitting HARD rn
I ain’t exactly GAY, but Iz an’t ‘xactly STRAIGHT neither.
What Iz sayin’ ‘ere is that Iz sucks ya CACK while TOOTS ova ‘ere puts funny tings inside my BUTT. Whaddaya say, ‘uh?
What Iz sayin’ ‘ere is that Iz sucks ya CACK while TOOTS ova ‘ere puts funny tings inside my BUTT. Whaddaya say, ‘uh?
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I ain’t exactly GAY, but Iz an’t ‘xactly STRAIGHT neither.
What Iz sayin’ ‘ere is that Iz sucks ya CACK while TOOTS ova ‘ere puts funny tings inside my BUTT. Whaddaya say, ‘uh?
What Iz sayin’ ‘ere is that Iz sucks ya CACK while TOOTS ova ‘ere puts funny tings inside my BUTT. Whaddaya say, ‘uh?
What waz dey COOKING??
Also after seeing Absolute Joker….Im just saying how bad could ONE time really be?
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What waz dey COOKING??
Reposted by hahahayea
Guys, if I can’t get a puppy, maybe I should BE the puppy,,,I might have to do some research,,,..
September 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Guys, if I can’t get a puppy, maybe I should BE the puppy,,,I might have to do some research,,,..
They need a drafts feature here so I can have hundreds of posts in there that are only like two or three words like “I really wish” or “That one dude” or “Karlach BG3”
December 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They need a drafts feature here so I can have hundreds of posts in there that are only like two or three words like “I really wish” or “That one dude” or “Karlach BG3”
I Orange on her Box til she Valve
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I Orange on her Box til she Valve
I NEED that Steam Machine to be >$700 cuz I need a new desktop and I ain’t building shit 😭
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I NEED that Steam Machine to be >$700 cuz I need a new desktop and I ain’t building shit 😭