These days everyone knows "Mouth Breather" is about Ari Fleischer, but learning it back then was crazy. Cheney brought it up like it was no big deal

Lore and I were twitter mutuals and I got weirdly psyched about it. Also, thanks man. Maybe I should get something going for the ten-year

I charged it to the game at the time and don't hold it against him, early 2003 didn't really have a playbook for that type of encounter (but I bet no one from the Brunching Shuttlecocks would have done that)

It was great, absurdly ahead of its time. Also, that guy tried to punch me once: websafe2k16.com/CC6699

In retrospect this was maybe the single biggest factor in my going from vegetarian to pescatarian. Going from "basically a struggle meal" to "whole branzino" at an Italian restaurant was a revelation.

I noticed later that his VA's last name is Trobbioni or something and man, talk about parts you were born to play

Yeah, as far as I can tell the only things I missed were that last courier challenge and grinding to buy everything

Part of me thinks the entire economy hinges on it being sort of thematically clever for you to suddenly get flooded with rosary beads in act 2

A bunch of the bosses feel awkward and unlearnable in the way that Demon of Hatred does, except DoH is very clearly like that on purpose

I figure by "chaos" he means, like, Port Washington

I would pay a premium to conveniently replenish both my health and heat gauges, and I think many other Americans would too

salt & vinegar is blue, someone shoulda waaaaarned you

I figured you meant Rosaura or Mine Guy (although to be fair the very end of the fisherman quest did hit for me)

"Grabbing a beer for a really tired guy who says 'my wife left me'" is my new "Can you pet the dog"