Joe B
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Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
I am confident that Zohran will be the first NYC mayor to know who Hell Rell is. Best city in the world.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I am confident that Zohran will be the first NYC mayor to know who Hell Rell is. Best city in the world.
They were playing the pina colada song as the call came in. I was trying to soak up the bad vibes and it still overpowered me
they're playing Toto Africa at the Cuomo party lmfao www.youtube.com/live/hI8hCQt...
WATCH LIVE: Andrew Cuomo election night watch party
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November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
They were playing the pina colada song as the call came in. I was trying to soak up the bad vibes and it still overpowered me
I was at this game. Instant top 5 NYC moment in over 15 years of living here
Let’s remember the time when the mayor was at half court for the MLK Day game at MSG and said, “When the civil rights battle was on the line Dr. King wanted the ball in his hand.”
Then a fan yelled “shut the fuck up” loud enough for the whole arena to hear it.
Then a fan yelled “shut the fuck up” loud enough for the whole arena to hear it.
greatest city in the world
October 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I was at this game. Instant top 5 NYC moment in over 15 years of living here
That freak who was whining about people watching sports instead of making Molotov cocktails last night is real quiet right now
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
October 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That freak who was whining about people watching sports instead of making Molotov cocktails last night is real quiet right now
Granted I am watching the game right now but his shit kinda looks like a Chargers helmet
September 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Granted I am watching the game right now but his shit kinda looks like a Chargers helmet
Finished Silksong, mostly out of spite. Stopped having fun maybe 75% of the way through. Whoever did the VA for the flea "awoo" sound did an incredible job
September 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Finished Silksong, mostly out of spite. Stopped having fun maybe 75% of the way through. Whoever did the VA for the flea "awoo" sound did an incredible job
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This me with my records. If a burglar breaks in, I know exactly what to do: Pull out a promotional record that Pfizer sent to doctors in the '70s that's nothing but the different babies crying, each with a different malady. "Why do you own this?" he says, but it's too late, I've hit him with a bat.
IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction
August 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This me with my records. If a burglar breaks in, I know exactly what to do: Pull out a promotional record that Pfizer sent to doctors in the '70s that's nothing but the different babies crying, each with a different malady. "Why do you own this?" he says, but it's too late, I've hit him with a bat.
If you don't like Black Sabbath, you don't like rock music. They might be the only band where that's the case.
July 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If you don't like Black Sabbath, you don't like rock music. They might be the only band where that's the case.
Head Shape Makes No Sense
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Curt Schilling looks like Palpatine and the other guy looks like Nic Cage if his head was about to burst from helium
June 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Head Shape Makes No Sense
-Joe B
-Joe B
Reggie Miller deserves a Pulitzer for not saying anything that lost him his job tonight
May 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Reggie Miller deserves a Pulitzer for not saying anything that lost him his job tonight
Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I ask ChatGPT "Which prion disease made me comfortable with a black box knowing both my credit card number and that my 5 year-old likes bowling"
May 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I ask ChatGPT "Which prion disease made me comfortable with a black box knowing both my credit card number and that my 5 year-old likes bowling"
Day 1 when they come out with video tattoos
"Nuggets are running. Fans are booing. Westbrook... is missing"
May 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Day 1 when they come out with video tattoos
All the best countries have senators giving quotes like they're on Overwatch 1 voice chat
Pennsylvania’s Senator John Fetterman Raises Alarms with Outburst at Meeting with Union Officials | Fetterman began repeating himself, shouting and questioning why “everybody is mad at me,” “why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do” and slamming his hands on a desk, according to one source.
Pennsylvania's Democratic Senator John Fetterman Raises Alarms with Outburst at Meeting with Union Officials - Bucks County Beacon
Fetterman began repeating himself, shouting and questioning why “everybody is mad at me,” “why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do” and slamming his hands on a desk, according to one person who ...
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May 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
All the best countries have senators giving quotes like they're on Overwatch 1 voice chat
I think I could pass a lie detector test by saying Derrick White is the best player on the Celtics, and I vote sometimes
May 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I think I could pass a lie detector test by saying Derrick White is the best player on the Celtics, and I vote sometimes
The greatest. 100% good-faith question: Do people who don't like sports know Russ? People who don't like sports would love Russ
Russell Westbrook explains the Russell Westbrook experience PERFECTLY and it's why I will always watch him
May 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The greatest. 100% good-faith question: Do people who don't like sports know Russ? People who don't like sports would love Russ
Reggie Miller has been using the phrase "all the smoke" way more since he was on All the Smoke. Makes you think
April 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reggie Miller has been using the phrase "all the smoke" way more since he was on All the Smoke. Makes you think
I hope Donovan Mitchell and Davion Mitchell are either friends or bitter enemies
April 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I hope Donovan Mitchell and Davion Mitchell are either friends or bitter enemies
Being worried about LI property taxes with her only working part-time is a Raymond Carver detail. Nothing good whatsoever is happening here
March 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Being worried about LI property taxes with her only working part-time is a Raymond Carver detail. Nothing good whatsoever is happening here
guy who learns about history from statues vs. guy who learns whether the president is a racist from the newspaper
January 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
guy who learns about history from statues vs. guy who learns whether the president is a racist from the newspaper
You can measure American decay like the rings of a tree by comparing Jimmy Johnson's haircut to Gronk's haircut
January 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You can measure American decay like the rings of a tree by comparing Jimmy Johnson's haircut to Gronk's haircut
When the Wii was announced someone on Somethingawful made a joke about a Mario game that comes with a 10-gallon jug and you control Mario by chugging water and I still think about it and laugh
What happened to the Nintendo that used to surprise people?
If Switch 2 is the end of innovative Nintendo, there's much to be sad about
For as long as I can remember, Nintendo has done its own thing. This was never more apparent than in 2005, when I start…
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January 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
When the Wii was announced someone on Somethingawful made a joke about a Mario game that comes with a 10-gallon jug and you control Mario by chugging water and I still think about it and laugh