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Hag
@hagofhobbiton.bsky.social
Neurospicy, lurking hag in a hobbitcore fit. Desperately trying not to offend anyone (please tell me if I do, and HOW).
she/her
Look, it couldn't be more simple.
- 75% of the time I am my authentic self.
b. 16% of the time I am me listening to my comfort albums when I was 14 and experiencing time dialation.
And 3rd... 9.2% of the time I take on the guise of an ancient fisherman of the Hebrides. AYE! he be lookin' o'er yonder
October 22, 2023 at 3:34 AM
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I’m sorry, there’s not enough room. Yes I just bought more.
October 21, 2023 at 4:25 PM
I hooked up with my little brother's best friend when we were in our 20s. We've been together for 12 years. Also, we have had very similar experiences in our lives, and that helps an awful lot to relate to one another. My advice would be to put yourself out there more with people you already know! 💕
October 21, 2023 at 9:23 PM
I mean, I don't know what your life's been like lately, but here in the suburbs of Scotland we're preparing for war. We even pulled out the ol' barbarian colours (they were in a box marked 'break glass in case of revolution'). But we won't be coming at you on the streets... 👀
The competition: "oh no, we are being beaten in the totally normal and standard test of shooting the bottom half of your truck's door panels. We are going to lose our foothold in the market for people whose vehicles get attacked by extremely short assassins"
October 21, 2023 at 9:20 PM
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Aren't these small pumpkins gourd-geous?
October 21, 2023 at 6:23 PM
www.tiktok.com/@elysemyers/...
Unpopular opinion (jk)? I RELATE TO ELYSE MYERS, A LOT. Like TOO MUCH. I have to point at things like a toddler when they first realised what a dog was; pointing at every dog; "DOG! *happy dance*" WELL Neurodivergent! Neurodiversity!! AutismSpectrumDisorder!!! Hi.
October 21, 2023 at 8:24 PM
BOZUS: A THREAD:
Yesterday I suggested referring to him solely as Jeffrey Bozus. And my fiance didn't understand why that was so hilarious to me. So...I burst into tears and told him to never make a joke about misunderstanding me again... 35 years of being misunderstood, and then suddenly... 1/4
October 21, 2023 at 4:21 PM
The ONLY way to announce it.
Best way to announce it.
October 21, 2023 at 12:25 PM
And for my 2nd post... I think we should normalise referring to them as; Troomp(y?) and Ellen Misk. They don't respect other people's names, so they lose the rights to their own. Like toddlers in timeout. We need to stop normalizing hatred and make the whimsical, silly opinion that-it-is be obvious!
October 21, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Some of the things I'm proud of since October 1st. Featuring inktober inspiration, followed by vamptober Castlevania fanaticism, and finally a TTRPG inspired recreation of a pattern from The Laughing Cavalier by Frans Hals (3 guesses why! 😂) I'm very lucky to have supportive and uplifting friends!💖
October 21, 2023 at 12:18 PM