running on 3hrs sleep, got excited on the bus bc I'd seen a cute big white fluffy dog in the distance - nah tho was just a fkn white builders bag. I think I need an eye test
January 24, 2026 at 10:24 AM
running on 3hrs sleep, got excited on the bus bc I'd seen a cute big white fluffy dog in the distance - nah tho was just a fkn white builders bag. I think I need an eye test
hope Santa brings me a pint with Alan Carr for Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
hope Santa brings me a pint with Alan Carr for Christmas
Christmas shopping in 2025 is hell itself. Every other card in *unnamed card shop* is a grinning AI generated polar bear with a Christmas hat. Silver lining tho - I did see a tonne of "Merry Christmas to my mummies" and a gay couple being advertised on some Christmas ad so it's not all shit
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Christmas shopping in 2025 is hell itself. Every other card in *unnamed card shop* is a grinning AI generated polar bear with a Christmas hat. Silver lining tho - I did see a tonne of "Merry Christmas to my mummies" and a gay couple being advertised on some Christmas ad so it's not all shit
inshallah he will lie to you
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
inshallah he will lie to you
these targeted Instagram ads are getting a little too accurate. of course I am interested what are you nuts
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
these targeted Instagram ads are getting a little too accurate. of course I am interested what are you nuts
here your decks are fucked mate they're no taking my USB
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
here your decks are fucked mate they're no taking my USB
just picking up snacks for your bf need anything else?
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
just picking up snacks for your bf need anything else?
no thoughts just 2019 tame impala setlist
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
no thoughts just 2019 tame impala setlist
I feel maternal instincts towards Alan Carr
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I feel maternal instincts towards Alan Carr
I'm literally not stuck on a shakey bus with a halloween hangover emotional as hell, YOU ARE!!
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm literally not stuck on a shakey bus with a halloween hangover emotional as hell, YOU ARE!!
listening to Tame Impala's old stuff again after listening to deadbeat. God damn, man gets a wife and switched from churning oot devastating level 100 yearning beats to singing about Family Guy
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
listening to Tame Impala's old stuff again after listening to deadbeat. God damn, man gets a wife and switched from churning oot devastating level 100 yearning beats to singing about Family Guy
can't believe Poot Lovato is canon
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
can't believe Poot Lovato is canon
trying to find out who's supporting kneecap at the hydro in November. Screaming at the medical kneecap aid suggestions
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
trying to find out who's supporting kneecap at the hydro in November. Screaming at the medical kneecap aid suggestions
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just got served a coffee from my old boss from when I was 17 at unspecified UK baker chain. if she had recognised me I'd have been DYING to say "oh Hiya btw the burn mark on my arm from when you whacked a tray of sausage rolls into my arm on my last day is still there :)"
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
just got served a coffee from my old boss from when I was 17 at unspecified UK baker chain. if she had recognised me I'd have been DYING to say "oh Hiya btw the burn mark on my arm from when you whacked a tray of sausage rolls into my arm on my last day is still there :)"
frozen pizza? Ah yes, just what the Dr. Oetker'd
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
frozen pizza? Ah yes, just what the Dr. Oetker'd
watching the blair witch project for the first time and it's low key boring as hell
October 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
watching the blair witch project for the first time and it's low key boring as hell