girl, so convolving 🔻
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Alex | 🏳️⚧️ physicist and professional yapper. alt text reader
updating my linkedin I’m linking in I’m linked in I’ve been linked (in) I got link on my in rn cells interlinked she link on my in till I apply
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
updating my linkedin I’m linking in I’m linked in I’ve been linked (in) I got link on my in rn cells interlinked she link on my in till I apply
Bar was really loud and I was trying to explain my job to a guy lmao
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Bar was really loud and I was trying to explain my job to a guy lmao
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*pathetic loser voice* I need to update my cv
October 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
*pathetic loser voice* I need to update my cv
hey there gal I like the uncut of your jib
October 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
hey there gal I like the uncut of your jib
*pathetic loser voice* I need to update my cv
October 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
*pathetic loser voice* I need to update my cv
security guard in the hospital cafe announcing his order as “the usual” before immediately itemizing it for the barista like that’s not how that works bestie you have not been Chosen gods light does Not shine upon you
August 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
security guard in the hospital cafe announcing his order as “the usual” before immediately itemizing it for the barista like that’s not how that works bestie you have not been Chosen gods light does Not shine upon you
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MASTER OF CEREMONIES
OUT NOW
OUT NOW
August 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
OUT NOW
OUT NOW
It is also making me want a cigarette but I resist
Ripley (2024) costume wardrobe is making me want to make irresponsible financial decisions
July 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It is also making me want a cigarette but I resist
I was cooking
Muppet Mulholland Drive would go crazy
July 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I was cooking
Ripley (2024) costume wardrobe is making me want to make irresponsible financial decisions
July 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ripley (2024) costume wardrobe is making me want to make irresponsible financial decisions
in a baffling move my boss has started calling me Alejandro. Neither of us are Hispanic
July 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
in a baffling move my boss has started calling me Alejandro. Neither of us are Hispanic
had a bad day today but went on a run and got some nice snacks so maybe it’s ok in the end
July 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
had a bad day today but went on a run and got some nice snacks so maybe it’s ok in the end
Dune 3? Yeah I’m doin’ threesomes with both ur parents
July 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Dune 3? Yeah I’m doin’ threesomes with both ur parents
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ngl yall suckers who aren’t friends with trans people are missing out on what i genuinely believe is a sacred and awe-inspiring transformation of the human soul. the body changes, sure, but it’s the spirit that makes you weep with relief and joy at seeing your friends truly live.
July 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
ngl yall suckers who aren’t friends with trans people are missing out on what i genuinely believe is a sacred and awe-inspiring transformation of the human soul. the body changes, sure, but it’s the spirit that makes you weep with relief and joy at seeing your friends truly live.
been brewing a dandân deck and having so much fun with it tbh!
July 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
been brewing a dandân deck and having so much fun with it tbh!
happy weekend!
July 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
happy weekend!
don’t talk to me or my son or my son’s son or my son’s son’s son or my son’s son’s son’s son or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son ever again
July 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
don’t talk to me or my son or my son’s son or my son’s son’s son or my son’s son’s son’s son or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son ever again
This is me btw. If you even care
June 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is me btw. If you even care
R1 pauper opponent disclosed he was on mushrooms before beating me 2-0. Beautiful format.
June 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
R1 pauper opponent disclosed he was on mushrooms before beating me 2-0. Beautiful format.
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ALEX FACT: I’ve been awake since 10:30 am on Sunday 6/15. Going to bed now
June 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
ALEX FACT: I’ve been awake since 10:30 am on Sunday 6/15. Going to bed now
what they don’t teach you in medical school is that around ~30 hours without sleep you hit a period of pure bliss where you feel like you can do anything
June 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
what they don’t teach you in medical school is that around ~30 hours without sleep you hit a period of pure bliss where you feel like you can do anything
yay good weekend
June 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
yay good weekend
I just missed multiple shots in a game of pool and feel frustrated about it 🙁
June 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I just missed multiple shots in a game of pool and feel frustrated about it 🙁