Haelyn Kiorith
@haelynkiorith.bsky.social
(PARODY ACCOUNT OF A DND CHARACTER)
Tiefling Rogue, thief and former assassin for hire. Very substantial and ever-growing body count (in both senses) and great taste in clothing. Bisexual.
Tiefling Rogue, thief and former assassin for hire. Very substantial and ever-growing body count (in both senses) and great taste in clothing. Bisexual.
Gladly. Have any interest in joining?
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Gladly. Have any interest in joining?
Gladly. Where would you like convene? I have an abundance of pretty talk I could give you...
February 7, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Gladly. Where would you like convene? I have an abundance of pretty talk I could give you...
I could very easily make it so you no longer have to deal with her, but I know you wouldn't like that...
February 7, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I could very easily make it so you no longer have to deal with her, but I know you wouldn't like that...
Truly, I do understand, and I wish you could enjoy the festivities alongside us. It's truly unfortunate, the woman you came from.
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Truly, I do understand, and I wish you could enjoy the festivities alongside us. It's truly unfortunate, the woman you came from.
You underestimate the size of the void left by your absence, dear.
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 AM
You underestimate the size of the void left by your absence, dear.
Unfortunately I don't think so either, though unlike you I'm rather excited for this Gala.
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Unfortunately I don't think so either, though unlike you I'm rather excited for this Gala.
You've got a point there...
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 AM
You've got a point there...
Well, I suppose now's a great chance to get your brother out of the house, and if you were ever interested in having kids, now's a great chance....
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Well, I suppose now's a great chance to get your brother out of the house, and if you were ever interested in having kids, now's a great chance....
Honestly I'm not sure if Vicktor would even be on such a place as this. He doesn't seem the most socially adept.
February 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Honestly I'm not sure if Vicktor would even be on such a place as this. He doesn't seem the most socially adept.
Aw, don't enjoy Grey's steering?
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Aw, don't enjoy Grey's steering?
Hello, darling.
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Hello, darling.
How unfortunate.
February 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
How unfortunate.
Maybe I observed wrong... I highly doubt it, though.
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Maybe I observed wrong... I highly doubt it, though.
Just an observation, is all. Nothing to worry about.
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Just an observation, is all. Nothing to worry about.
Oh, nothing....
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Oh, nothing....
Do you find the idea of me wearing heels silly? I've been told I pull them off quite nicely. Heeled boots have always been to my liking, though I suppose not all people like the idea of a tall man in heels. I suppose you like your men a bit more... metallic.
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Do you find the idea of me wearing heels silly? I've been told I pull them off quite nicely. Heeled boots have always been to my liking, though I suppose not all people like the idea of a tall man in heels. I suppose you like your men a bit more... metallic.
It means whatever you'd like it to, darling.
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
It means whatever you'd like it to, darling.
You may have been in heels, but I was having certain muscles needed for walking obliterated by your ex and company. And you're not the only one who can walk in heels, darling.
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
You may have been in heels, but I was having certain muscles needed for walking obliterated by your ex and company. And you're not the only one who can walk in heels, darling.
I see. Well, hopefully with us there, things will be much less of a bore. I'd be glad to be an entertainer of sorts if you so desire...
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I see. Well, hopefully with us there, things will be much less of a bore. I'd be glad to be an entertainer of sorts if you so desire...
You seem incredibly unexcited for the Gala you invited us to... Is this not meant to be a light-hearted event?
February 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
You seem incredibly unexcited for the Gala you invited us to... Is this not meant to be a light-hearted event?
.... If you say so.
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
.... If you say so.
Interesting. Well, consider this another form of practice for social interraction, I suppose. Or perhaps a place to truly be yourself, whichever you prefer.
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Interesting. Well, consider this another form of practice for social interraction, I suppose. Or perhaps a place to truly be yourself, whichever you prefer.
Aw, I would never dream it. Your mother, on the other hand... would you mind if I relieved her of some of her posessions?
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Aw, I would never dream it. Your mother, on the other hand... would you mind if I relieved her of some of her posessions?