Some may ask, "Why steal from the rich?". My question is, why not? They have the money to replace whatever I steal, while the same might not be able to be said vise versa. Besides, sometimes rich people can have exquisite taste, and I'd like a piece of that.

A lovely life tip for some; fireplaces are a great investment. Warmth and light all winter long, all for the cost of wood and possibly some manual labour. I enjoy my fires best with a lovely book and some delightful, aromatic tea, both of which definitely weren't stolen.

Just thought of that time last year when Miri tried to make me a birthday cake. Poor thing burnt the outside and thought it was ruined. I came home to her in tears... the cake was great though. Never letting her forget that incident.

Here's a lovely reminder to not participate in certain... "group adult activities" before a job. You will not be able to walk properly (if the people involved are good enough at said activities) and possibly mess up the mission. Definitely not speaking from experience.

I find our party of peculiar people fascinating, but good Gods... I love her dearly, but Grey cannot be trusted with any kind of plan making. Her ambition and determination are incredible, but her intelligence may be a bit lacking....

My, my, things have been busy recently. Found out not too long ago I'll be attending a gala of sorts. The festivities of the rich will never cease to amuse me.

Well, well, well. Look who's got their own social media account.