Yes. Apologies, I've only just noticed that typo.
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yes. Apologies, I've only just noticed that typo.
Avery, what's your position on Sylvia's Mother by Dr Hook? The singer directly addresses Mrs Avery (Sylvia's mother) but she's not named in the title.
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Avery, what's your position on Sylvia's Mother by Dr Hook? The singer directly addresses Mrs Avery (Sylvia's mother) but she's not named in the title.
You tell that to Mr Higgs.
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You tell that to Mr Higgs.
[DM to Avery: are you sure it's not, hun?]
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
[DM to Avery: are you sure it's not, hun?]
Michael, the only song that was written for you, and about you, is Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble by Mac Davis. You shouldn't be listening to anything else.
Btw, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be parachuting into Dan's birthday party?
Btw, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be parachuting into Dan's birthday party?
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Michael, the only song that was written for you, and about you, is Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble by Mac Davis. You shouldn't be listening to anything else.
Btw, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be parachuting into Dan's birthday party?
Btw, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be parachuting into Dan's birthday party?
You're doing a grand job. Keep going as you are and soon enough you'll discover the Tankie bosun.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
You're doing a grand job. Keep going as you are and soon enough you'll discover the Tankie bosun.
I'm a bit concerned that you are having difficulties understanding this, Tankie. If you're not understanding the simple works of Einstein, Schrödinger et al, then I really don't see how Michael and I can break it down further for you. Maybe it would be easier if you just tell yourself it's magic?
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm a bit concerned that you are having difficulties understanding this, Tankie. If you're not understanding the simple works of Einstein, Schrödinger et al, then I really don't see how Michael and I can break it down further for you. Maybe it would be easier if you just tell yourself it's magic?
You're wrong, Tankie. Between us, Michael and I actually possess all the knowledge in the universe. We know what genius looks like.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You're wrong, Tankie. Between us, Michael and I actually possess all the knowledge in the universe. We know what genius looks like.
Of course they're fun! If you forget your PIN you get to ask someone if they know it, and that could be the start of something beautiful.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Of course they're fun! If you forget your PIN you get to ask someone if they know it, and that could be the start of something beautiful.
Where's the fun in that?
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Where's the fun in that?
Mine has four 7s but I'm not telling you which order they're in.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Mine has four 7s but I'm not telling you which order they're in.
I agree with you, Michael. I also think we should all have the same PIN, and it should be 1234. That way, if somebody forgets their PIN, somebody else could say "Oh, it's 1234, the same as mine".
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I agree with you, Michael. I also think we should all have the same PIN, and it should be 1234. That way, if somebody forgets their PIN, somebody else could say "Oh, it's 1234, the same as mine".
Mr Nimmo right about now...
The Office Michael Scott GIF
ALT: The Office Michael Scott GIF
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November 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Mr Nimmo right about now...
Mr Nimmo battling the elements and eventually making it into work...
a man in a white shirt and tie is running down a street .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is running down a street .
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November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Mr Nimmo battling the elements and eventually making it into work...
Oh Hun, do you need a hug?
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Oh Hun, do you need a hug?
Will Killian be playing Flinders? It would make sense. They're both so handsome.
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Will Killian be playing Flinders? It would make sense. They're both so handsome.
I'm not familiar with any of the things you've mentioned. Are we loving in different realities?
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm not familiar with any of the things you've mentioned. Are we loving in different realities?
Michael, I've suspected that for years.
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Michael, I've suspected that for years.
Michael, I've never seen The Sopranos so I'm not sure if your post is genuine or if it's some sort of ironic statement about the actual plot of The Sopranos. Either way, I'd like to think that the choir sings a version of Daisy Daisy but with Tony Tony instead.
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Michael, I've never seen The Sopranos so I'm not sure if your post is genuine or if it's some sort of ironic statement about the actual plot of The Sopranos. Either way, I'd like to think that the choir sings a version of Daisy Daisy but with Tony Tony instead.
Steven, you've changed. Ever since you stopped hanging round the tree house so much you've become a whole new level of raunchy.
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Steven, you've changed. Ever since you stopped hanging round the tree house so much you've become a whole new level of raunchy.
[PRIVATE MESSAGE TO WILLGOOSE: I heard that too. Vanilla flavour. Shocking yet unsurprising]
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
[PRIVATE MESSAGE TO WILLGOOSE: I heard that too. Vanilla flavour. Shocking yet unsurprising]
Literally? Cos that could get you arrested pretty much anywhere outside of The Village.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Literally? Cos that could get you arrested pretty much anywhere outside of The Village.