You're wrong, Tankie. Between us, Michael and I actually possess all the knowledge in the universe. We know what genius looks like.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You're wrong, Tankie. Between us, Michael and I actually possess all the knowledge in the universe. We know what genius looks like.
Very pleasant evening in the front row of a Horne Section show. Lots of laughs and general silliness.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Very pleasant evening in the front row of a Horne Section show. Lots of laughs and general silliness.
@sirmichael.bsky.social, my crossword is broken!!
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
@sirmichael.bsky.social, my crossword is broken!!
Hi Michael, in addition to following your instructions I've rented some office space (see image). Do I put both desks in the same office or do I rent an additional office?
October 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hi Michael, in addition to following your instructions I've rented some office space (see image). Do I put both desks in the same office or do I rent an additional office?
Michael, here's a useful image for when a door is ajar...
September 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Michael, here's a useful image for when a door is ajar...
I am. Uncle Geoffrey's nephew has been helping out again.
September 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I am. Uncle Geoffrey's nephew has been helping out again.
You can't tell me I don't know a bargain when I see one 👍🏻
September 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
You can't tell me I don't know a bargain when I see one 👍🏻
Hang on a minute! That's not a photograph of a horse, Michael. It can't be. The head and the tail are at the wrong ends. I know this because a horse expert once shared an excellent drawing of a horse with us, and there's no way he got it wrong...
September 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hang on a minute! That's not a photograph of a horse, Michael. It can't be. The head and the tail are at the wrong ends. I know this because a horse expert once shared an excellent drawing of a horse with us, and there's no way he got it wrong...
Or maybe because Venus has b**bs on display? Utterly unacceptable planetary behaviour, imo.
August 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Or maybe because Venus has b**bs on display? Utterly unacceptable planetary behaviour, imo.
Of course. Here you go...
August 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Of course. Here you go...
Michael, I've been looking at the picture you sent me of Jefferson, your pet eagle. Are you 100% sure eagles are different to ducks?
August 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Michael, I've been looking at the picture you sent me of Jefferson, your pet eagle. Are you 100% sure eagles are different to ducks?
Fixed it for you, hun 👍🏻
July 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Fixed it for you, hun 👍🏻
Marian! You can't post that on Michael's timeline. It has words like s** and c*nd*m and ind*x f*ng*r!
May 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Marian! You can't post that on Michael's timeline. It has words like s** and c*nd*m and ind*x f*ng*r!
I think Aidan is being very self-centred, Michael. Looking at this image of Hermes I'd say he had bigger things to worry about than Aidan's flat pack desk. His nips are even smaller than yours! Maybe Uncle Geoffrey has a cream that would help?
April 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think Aidan is being very self-centred, Michael. Looking at this image of Hermes I'd say he had bigger things to worry about than Aidan's flat pack desk. His nips are even smaller than yours! Maybe Uncle Geoffrey has a cream that would help?
Is it the Caribbean Sea? Wiki doesn't think so.
April 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Is it the Caribbean Sea? Wiki doesn't think so.
View from Great Mis Tor across Dartmoor towards Plymouth Sound. Lovely day for it.
March 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
View from Great Mis Tor across Dartmoor towards Plymouth Sound. Lovely day for it.
Well ok, but you'll need to lend me your charger. I can't find mine.
December 8, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Well ok, but you'll need to lend me your charger. I can't find mine.
@sirmichael.bsky.social look what @nimmo1492.bsky.social and I saw in the shops today! A whole pack of OCBs for a quid! And to think, you had us all thinking they were prestigious!
November 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
@sirmichael.bsky.social look what @nimmo1492.bsky.social and I saw in the shops today! A whole pack of OCBs for a quid! And to think, you had us all thinking they were prestigious!
Yeah, that stuff's dreadful. Try this, and if you don't like it then soup isn't for you.
September 20, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Yeah, that stuff's dreadful. Try this, and if you don't like it then soup isn't for you.