Just spent a day at the beach with the in-laws and their small children who aren’t allowed to use sunscreen. I haven’t asked what they think it does because talking to them about facts makes me want to scream but this is a thing that people believe

Were you waiting for it the whole episode? It sounds like the opposite of the jukebox story, always expecting a song that never comes

So they can lift the sofa to vacuum

I hope if a person is doing it, they get a copy of the script or something. If I had to guess spellings for fantasy cities translated from another language, I’d have to make things up

How about incorrect character names, like Jiggity or Chicory instead of Chigiri? AI context mistake or someone trying to guess a name from a foreign language and just botching it embarrassingly bad?

The best BBQ I’ve ever eaten was at a funeral. I’m not sure if the food was all that good, or if it was just the relief of seeing the mother of the deceased laughing with her late son’s friends. People are very hungry after they wail for awhile