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Evan
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Old man.

#Canucks #LakeShow #NFL #PL #MLS #BC 🇨🇦
Climbs on top on me and goes full psycho.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
That earthquake last night scared the shit out of us. Just one loud bang and the whole house shook from the left side.

Felt like someone yard sailed their truck off the bank above us and landed at my second entryway.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It’s fucking crazy how JJ McCarthy has single handedly destroyed Jefferson and Addison for fantasy.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
JSN is going over 2000 yards receiving this year. The dude is incredible.
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
@theonlystowie.bsky.social when you sent me this in a text you should have added the context too.
Who among us hasn’t written something similar
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Dinner+Dessert
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The wind was so cunty today. Hate working in that shit.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Good ol’ jimmy rigged scaffolding.
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Episode 1 of Landman season 2 is not looking good.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Which one of you did it?
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The one thing I will say for this Canucks group is they are resilient beyond question.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
When two of the highest scoring teams in the league face each other:
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Canucks had 1 shot in the first period lmfao.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The ditch at brads place ate my diesel @theonlystowie.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It genuinely makes no sense to put cocaine into a line.

Just put it in a pile and it’s done.
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This is a perfect example of how you need to be responsible for what you Say on the internet.

I made the mistake. And I’ll own it every day.
Nobody is cuter than my moo cow. Not even you @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social or @theonlystowie.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Nobody is cuter than my moo cow. Not even you @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social or @theonlystowie.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is without a doubt one of the best things I’ve done for myself in a long time
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This little babe pulled her left leg muscles. So we had to take the day off so she doesn’t keep burning around the job sites.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
God damn I love the movie Tombstone.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I know that Colorado played last night but this isn’t gonna be good lol
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The Oilers with all their talent are a complete disaster 😂
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I want at least 60 more episodes of Chad Powers
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The Canucks and holding a lead:
a man sitting in a diner with the words " this isn 't gonna work for me " below him
ALT: a man sitting in a diner with the words " this isn 't gonna work for me " below him
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Some pizza places just put way too much volume of toppings on pizzas. Immediately ruins it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM