Hayden
@habern86.bsky.social
People pleaser since '86, tattooer since '08. Eisenhower Republican lol
Slava Ukraini 🫶😔
IM SORRY CANADA WE LOVE YOU🇨🇦
Slava Ukraini 🫶😔
IM SORRY CANADA WE LOVE YOU🇨🇦
My god are you my spirit animal?! Literally had a dude answer the door in his boxer briefs on a first date and asked zero questions. Just watched football. I left after 20 minutes cause eff all that….and he texted later and asked why we didn’t hook up🫠
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My god are you my spirit animal?! Literally had a dude answer the door in his boxer briefs on a first date and asked zero questions. Just watched football. I left after 20 minutes cause eff all that….and he texted later and asked why we didn’t hook up🫠
Lol did that actually translate well?!😂❤️
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Lol did that actually translate well?!😂❤️
I think it’s eternally impossible for us to understand the workings of psychopaths 🙁
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think it’s eternally impossible for us to understand the workings of psychopaths 🙁
Ich vermute, er macht irgendwo ein Nickerchen, aber Stephen Miller ist wahrscheinlich sehr glücklich.
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ich vermute, er macht irgendwo ein Nickerchen, aber Stephen Miller ist wahrscheinlich sehr glücklich.
Was not being facetious! I’m taking notes! Also, love this husband
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Was not being facetious! I’m taking notes! Also, love this husband
I am on here too much bc I was like girl didn’t you make a mashed potato pancake too?!😭🫶 so crafty
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I am on here too much bc I was like girl didn’t you make a mashed potato pancake too?!😭🫶 so crafty
For a second I thought this was a Wapo article but sadly, they wouldn’t have the balls these days. Very grateful for @thebulwark.com !
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
For a second I thought this was a Wapo article but sadly, they wouldn’t have the balls these days. Very grateful for @thebulwark.com !
Oh my god 😑can you imagine meeting this human in real life, I’m sure they are fun
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh my god 😑can you imagine meeting this human in real life, I’m sure they are fun
I found you or you found me and I know nothing about algorithms…that’s also why I just quit tattooing after 20 yrs though lol. I didn’t get into it to be a marketing guru
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I found you or you found me and I know nothing about algorithms…that’s also why I just quit tattooing after 20 yrs though lol. I didn’t get into it to be a marketing guru
Ooooh I have honestly never thought about it and appreciate an insiders insight!
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ooooh I have honestly never thought about it and appreciate an insiders insight!
You have got to be kidding me ffs
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You have got to be kidding me ffs
Damn I had the same thought. We shouldn’t look at Twitter today.
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Damn I had the same thought. We shouldn’t look at Twitter today.
“Hot bread” really rousing the taste buds
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“Hot bread” really rousing the taste buds
Haha came here to say this
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Haha came here to say this
Oof too close for comfort
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oof too close for comfort
Ahh I know it’s a bit of a stretch but I love you know what I mean!❤️ love your work
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ahh I know it’s a bit of a stretch but I love you know what I mean!❤️ love your work
Ooooh why does this remind me of Quentin Blake? It’s lovely
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ooooh why does this remind me of Quentin Blake? It’s lovely