Hayden
@habern86.bsky.social
People pleaser since '86, tattooer since '08. Eisenhower Republican lol
Slava Ukraini 🫶😔
IM SORRY CANADA WE LOVE YOU🇨🇦
Slava Ukraini 🫶😔
IM SORRY CANADA WE LOVE YOU🇨🇦
So bummed he can’t reach the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
So bummed he can’t reach the turkey
And have you seen their hotel room? (I still can’t believe they stay in the Willard pre pardon😭)
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And have you seen their hotel room? (I still can’t believe they stay in the Willard pre pardon😭)
Good thing he’s not afraid of blowback, saw those fundraising numbers yikes
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Good thing he’s not afraid of blowback, saw those fundraising numbers yikes
My friend whom I think? is like maybe? libertarian just sent me a text and has not responded to me after this lmaoooo
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My friend whom I think? is like maybe? libertarian just sent me a text and has not responded to me after this lmaoooo
We have a chicken problem. I had to convince my boyfriend to get seven of them but now he can’t stop.
I can’t figure out if this is an Easter Egger? #chickens
I can’t figure out if this is an Easter Egger? #chickens
October 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We have a chicken problem. I had to convince my boyfriend to get seven of them but now he can’t stop.
I can’t figure out if this is an Easter Egger? #chickens
I can’t figure out if this is an Easter Egger? #chickens
Lol this dude communicating to us all
September 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Lol this dude communicating to us all
The tiniest needle on the planet
August 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The tiniest needle on the planet
Goats gotta goat aka they will follow you till the end of the earth
August 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Goats gotta goat aka they will follow you till the end of the earth
When your 79 year old retired Republican elected superior court judge dad agrees with this, you’ve definitely lost most educated suburbanites
August 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When your 79 year old retired Republican elected superior court judge dad agrees with this, you’ve definitely lost most educated suburbanites
I can't believe I literally had to buy chickens bc eggs are insane here, but this sweet baby has saved them from hawks twice now 😭 #frenchies
May 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I can't believe I literally had to buy chickens bc eggs are insane here, but this sweet baby has saved them from hawks twice now 😭 #frenchies
I know it involves holding several buttons at once lol-I've had to do it to my iPhone a couple of times and it worked?
April 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I know it involves holding several buttons at once lol-I've had to do it to my iPhone a couple of times and it worked?
Lol my boyfriend sent me this and I just can't stop looking at it
April 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Lol my boyfriend sent me this and I just can't stop looking at it
Our chicken coop is almost done! Cost just $7 from pallet wood my boyfriend got from work. And his kid requested pastel rainbow colors, naturally
April 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Our chicken coop is almost done! Cost just $7 from pallet wood my boyfriend got from work. And his kid requested pastel rainbow colors, naturally
I wanna come back as my dog, who just begrudgingly ate a slice of pizza
April 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I wanna come back as my dog, who just begrudgingly ate a slice of pizza
Oh man let me show you current time cuteness
April 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Oh man let me show you current time cuteness
I posted this on my IG and my clients were like are you a trumper now? Naw dawg but I'm using all this meat cause life is $$$ so Trump is somehow making me like apocalypse type person adjacent
April 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I posted this on my IG and my clients were like are you a trumper now? Naw dawg but I'm using all this meat cause life is $$$ so Trump is somehow making me like apocalypse type person adjacent
Why does anyone ever date me
March 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Why does anyone ever date me
Look what you have done to me😂😂😂
March 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Look what you have done to me😂😂😂
March 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My dad is a retired superior court judge and his response to your info👀
March 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My dad is a retired superior court judge and his response to your info👀