when u have a crush on a pastry chef so u put on great british bake off when ur horny
April 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
when u have a crush on a pastry chef so u put on great british bake off when ur horny
worked a charity event 2day and could just tell these people were evil (it was for summer camps for kids with cancer so ofc i wanted to be wrong) but they were talking about how they had camps all over the country and also 4 in the “state” of israel and me n my coworker were just shaking our heads
April 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
worked a charity event 2day and could just tell these people were evil (it was for summer camps for kids with cancer so ofc i wanted to be wrong) but they were talking about how they had camps all over the country and also 4 in the “state” of israel and me n my coworker were just shaking our heads
went to happy hour thinking i would just get a couple $4 beers and a snack and ended up spending $60 bro
April 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
went to happy hour thinking i would just get a couple $4 beers and a snack and ended up spending $60 bro
entering the point of my transition where i need to get a nose hair trimmer :/ feeling like my dad these days
April 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
entering the point of my transition where i need to get a nose hair trimmer :/ feeling like my dad these days
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currently the most sensual man in this aldi
January 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
currently the most sensual man in this aldi
i’ve been so excited about my new job and then today someone told me the owner once threw a baking sheet at someone 🫠 yay
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i’ve been so excited about my new job and then today someone told me the owner once threw a baking sheet at someone 🫠 yay
been working out just a little bit and i’m already thickening up for the summer
March 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
been working out just a little bit and i’m already thickening up for the summer
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fr whose dick do i gotta suck to suck a dick around here
March 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
fr whose dick do i gotta suck to suck a dick around here
i moved over a seat at the bar so this annoying lady and her lawyer friends could sit down and she paid for all of my drinks 🥂
March 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
i moved over a seat at the bar so this annoying lady and her lawyer friends could sit down and she paid for all of my drinks 🥂
ive been dreading the hotter weather only because binding in the summer is hell and i keep worrying about people clocking me in public but i just have to remind myself that some ppl have never seen a boy w titties and it’s actually a gift to them to witness and my body is a blessing actually
March 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
ive been dreading the hotter weather only because binding in the summer is hell and i keep worrying about people clocking me in public but i just have to remind myself that some ppl have never seen a boy w titties and it’s actually a gift to them to witness and my body is a blessing actually
i was telling my sweet baby gay coworker about how i had to discard of a mouse the other day that got caught in a trap and he said “mickey mouse is not going to the clubhouse today”
March 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i was telling my sweet baby gay coworker about how i had to discard of a mouse the other day that got caught in a trap and he said “mickey mouse is not going to the clubhouse today”
how do ppl watch it’s always sunny i was trying to give it a shot but this show is ass
March 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
how do ppl watch it’s always sunny i was trying to give it a shot but this show is ass
rlly sucks that i’ve been more attracted to men lately bc men fucking suck
February 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
rlly sucks that i’ve been more attracted to men lately bc men fucking suck
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giving this app another whirl!! this painting is called "Why are you guys sad?" and it is acrylic on canvas board, 14 x 14cm
January 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
giving this app another whirl!! this painting is called "Why are you guys sad?" and it is acrylic on canvas board, 14 x 14cm
need a lover soooooo bad someone be my lover pls
January 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
need a lover soooooo bad someone be my lover pls
man i think i might have to go to therapy again for the same shit i went to therapy about 3 years ago :/ i guess mental illness rlly is forever ha h ha
January 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
man i think i might have to go to therapy again for the same shit i went to therapy about 3 years ago :/ i guess mental illness rlly is forever ha h ha
we all know that one lesbian couple that look like siblings
January 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
we all know that one lesbian couple that look like siblings
did not do any drugs but i did party and make a fool of myself and spent time w friends and made questionable decisions
gonna end the year by doing a bunch of drugs multiple days in a row and thinking about how much my life changed in 2024
January 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
did not do any drugs but i did party and make a fool of myself and spent time w friends and made questionable decisions
sometimes i’ll put on an outfit and be like damn im a little tooooo sexy gotta tone it down
December 31, 2024 at 2:42 AM
sometimes i’ll put on an outfit and be like damn im a little tooooo sexy gotta tone it down
was at the laundromat and i guess one of my tiny vibrators got into the wash somehow and it dropped it front of a bunch of ppl and rolled across the floor 😭 and then i put it in my pocket and it turned on and u could hear it buzzing immmmm kms
December 30, 2024 at 6:30 PM
was at the laundromat and i guess one of my tiny vibrators got into the wash somehow and it dropped it front of a bunch of ppl and rolled across the floor 😭 and then i put it in my pocket and it turned on and u could hear it buzzing immmmm kms
gonna end the year by doing a bunch of drugs multiple days in a row and thinking about how much my life changed in 2024
December 28, 2024 at 6:33 AM
gonna end the year by doing a bunch of drugs multiple days in a row and thinking about how much my life changed in 2024
today i said “trans icon blahaj ikea shark” in front of some straight people and they looked at me bewilderingly
December 13, 2024 at 9:09 AM
today i said “trans icon blahaj ikea shark” in front of some straight people and they looked at me bewilderingly
my dreams have been fucked up again lol last night i met 6 yr old me and they had had blue eyes that would turn dark brown in the shadows and i was convinced i had spiritual powers i could only access thru my subconscious mind
December 13, 2024 at 6:46 AM
my dreams have been fucked up again lol last night i met 6 yr old me and they had had blue eyes that would turn dark brown in the shadows and i was convinced i had spiritual powers i could only access thru my subconscious mind
don’t get me blackout drunk i’ll be messaging ppl on facebook market place inquiring about a puzzle at 3am
December 7, 2024 at 4:57 PM
don’t get me blackout drunk i’ll be messaging ppl on facebook market place inquiring about a puzzle at 3am
feeling slightly ashamed, not yet regretful
December 7, 2024 at 3:55 AM
feeling slightly ashamed, not yet regretful