WHY IS THE BLOCK BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM I DONT WANT TO SEE PISS

*AAA game protag voice*
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.

oh god
#Psycholonials

for reasons out of the control of you or me youve been given a second chance, bluesky. dont fuck it up this time.

how do i tell bluesky i am not a gay man and i am not interested in male thirst traps

yeah so like we're turning insulin into a speculative market it'll be like counter strike

elderly man came through my lane last night (grocery store in rural iowa) and confidently started a conversation by telling me that if he were younger he'd have the aim to shoot the president from 600 yards away

prometheus stole babybel from the gods and was punished for eternity

happy pi day to all who celibate

they hate a white boy who can hold a hot plate at the mexican restaraunt

people who actively refuse to talk to cashiers in the grocery store despite having the complete ability to do so are proof that the human experiment has failed

after years of contemplation ive determined that im the only person who doesnt hate women. men, women, nonbinary, whatever. im the only one