Cournelius
LightNews LightNews
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Cournelius
@h0tdamn.bsky.social
68 followers 85 following 27 posts
Posts Replies Media Videos
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Der Plot von 2Fast2Furious: Tokyo Drift, aber sie überfahren Elon Musk
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Der Plot von Fight Club, aber sie schlagen 120 Minuten nur auf Elon Musk ein
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Der Plot von A Quiet Place, aber das einzige Opfer ist Elon Musk
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Ich: bestelle wie ein Bekloppter Sachen im Internet

Zwei Tage später: Paketbote klingelt an der Tür

Ich: Was ein Hurensohn
December 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Vormittags Karstadt, nachmittags Depression
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Kennt ihr die Szene aus Poltergeist, wo das kleine Mädchen in den Fernseher gezogen wird? Ganz genau so fühlt es sich an, in der Warteschleife des OBI-Kundenservices gefangen zu sein.
June 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Leben ist das, was zwischen Trinken und aufs Klo müssen passiert.
April 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Was ist mit Alberto passiert?
March 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Es gibt 1 Mio. Gründe Elon Musk zu hassen und jeder einzelne davon ist richtig und wichtig
March 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Existence auch irgendwie pain
March 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Stupid bluesky, be more funny
January 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Elon Musk erinnert mich daran, dass es richtig und wichtig ist, Milliardäre zu hassen
January 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Y'all bitches need Merino Wool Products 🐑
January 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Reposted by Cournelius
theonion.com
Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst
Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst
January 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reposted by Cournelius
thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
Hippie Names Dog Bowie After Phish Song “David Bowie”

thehardtimes.net/music/hippie...
Hippie Names Dog Bowie After Phish Song “David Bowie”
Local jam band enthusiast Melody Meadows chose to name her new puppy Bowie as an homage to one of her favorite Phish songs.
thehardtimes.net
January 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by Cournelius
thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
*How to escape german schmunzel bubble*
January 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Pray 🙏
January 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
1/5 der Deutschen sind also Nazis. Oi!
January 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Holy lol
January 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Pray 🙏
January 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Ich liebe es Apps beim installieren einfach ALLES zu erlauben. Klar kannst auch meine Mutter f*cken, PENNY Angebote & Coupons
January 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Ich sage jeden Tag Danke, RTL +
January 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Reposted by Cournelius
h2mberlin.bsky.social
📽️ The #filmsky challenge:
20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days.

No explanations, no reviews, just poster (and in no particular order): 1/20
Filmplakat von Hitchcocks „Das Fenster zum Hof“.
December 29, 2024 at 11:34 AM
h0tdamn.bsky.social
Fast & Furious, but they just beat up Elon Musk #goodmovieideas
December 27, 2024 at 5:54 PM