mercury ☀️
@h-g-unwells.bsky.social
i am an element i am a planet i am a god
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wife: @fern-on-here.bsky.social 💜 🌿
gf: @oshky.bsky.social 🩵☁️
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wife: @fern-on-here.bsky.social 💜 🌿
gf: @oshky.bsky.social 🩵☁️
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mercury ☀️
@h-g-unwells.bsky.social
· Jun 6
Ok, im going to start a thread of gofundmes from Palestinians in need. when i find one, I'll add to the thread and pin it. I wish i could just donate to everyone but for now ill spread awareness and visibility
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What if instead of John Candy, his name was John Toothpaste, and instead of comedy he gave big long seminars about oral hygiene
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
What if instead of John Candy, his name was John Toothpaste, and instead of comedy he gave big long seminars about oral hygiene
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sorry i just had a moment of weakness followed by another moment of weakness followed by 23 more consecutive moments of weakness
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
sorry i just had a moment of weakness followed by another moment of weakness followed by 23 more consecutive moments of weakness
according to my wife and gf i smell like cedar and honey and sweet meat
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
according to my wife and gf i smell like cedar and honey and sweet meat
once again bragging about my turkey recipe bc without fail is some of the juiciest and most tender turkey you could ever eat . the trick is apple cider
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
once again bragging about my turkey recipe bc without fail is some of the juiciest and most tender turkey you could ever eat . the trick is apple cider
The Testosterone Apostacy is a good band name
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The Testosterone Apostacy is a good band name
🫵you had Sex. the bogomils are coming for you
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
🫵you had Sex. the bogomils are coming for you
fuck gender neutral terms! they suck and they sound stupid!i hate them! use both masculine and feminine terms instead :)
*gets referred to in masculine and feminine terms*
oh god oh fuck i hate that jesus christ dont do that
*gets referred to in masculine and feminine terms*
oh god oh fuck i hate that jesus christ dont do that
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
fuck gender neutral terms! they suck and they sound stupid!i hate them! use both masculine and feminine terms instead :)
*gets referred to in masculine and feminine terms*
oh god oh fuck i hate that jesus christ dont do that
*gets referred to in masculine and feminine terms*
oh god oh fuck i hate that jesus christ dont do that
btw i do also use fae/faer pronouns and i do encourage, ask, you to use them <3
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
btw i do also use fae/faer pronouns and i do encourage, ask, you to use them <3
everyone, but especially my girlies, needs to watch The Last Unicorn
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
everyone, but especially my girlies, needs to watch The Last Unicorn
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i got a 71 on that innocence test but tbh if u live a little its not very hard to achieve a higher number in the first place. and ive lived fairly tame
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i got a 71 on that innocence test but tbh if u live a little its not very hard to achieve a higher number in the first place. and ive lived fairly tame
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Cum Facial Jizz That Flows Out From Her Body All That Pussy Juice Came Out With A Meringue-Like Consistency And Kept On Dripping Out Because Of All This Amazing Piston-Pumping Action Miru Sakamichi
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cum Facial Jizz That Flows Out From Her Body All That Pussy Juice Came Out With A Meringue-Like Consistency And Kept On Dripping Out Because Of All This Amazing Piston-Pumping Action Miru Sakamichi
ok so ive noticed when i include the word "bitch" in a post it gets a lot of attention
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
ok so ive noticed when i include the word "bitch" in a post it gets a lot of attention
tips from autistic individuals about how to make your life work around your needs and accomodations? realizing that the way ive been living is not sustainable for my well being because it was meant for neurotypical people to function in
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
tips from autistic individuals about how to make your life work around your needs and accomodations? realizing that the way ive been living is not sustainable for my well being because it was meant for neurotypical people to function in
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guy: hey i think i figured out a formula for posts on here
other guy: what
guy: you just put a non sequitur at the end. that's all you do
other guy: [elongates cock]
other guy: what
guy: you just put a non sequitur at the end. that's all you do
other guy: [elongates cock]
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
guy: hey i think i figured out a formula for posts on here
other guy: what
guy: you just put a non sequitur at the end. that's all you do
other guy: [elongates cock]
other guy: what
guy: you just put a non sequitur at the end. that's all you do
other guy: [elongates cock]
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Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
The exit economy is here. Black Women are paying the highest price | Fortune
This isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. And it's not a recovery, it's a redistribution of opportunity.
fortune.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
oh im sorry did you say something? *picks you up by the throat*
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
oh im sorry did you say something? *picks you up by the throat*
yeah bitch thats my fuckin wife what are you gonna do about jt
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
yeah bitch thats my fuckin wife what are you gonna do about jt
the *one* thing i miss about living in texas was the food bc dear gawd the tex mex was heavenly
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
the *one* thing i miss about living in texas was the food bc dear gawd the tex mex was heavenly
goooood it makes everything suck so much that i just live my life thru fear like it permeates everything I do and think about and i just want it to stop bc when it does i THRIVE
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
goooood it makes everything suck so much that i just live my life thru fear like it permeates everything I do and think about and i just want it to stop bc when it does i THRIVE
the thing is i can absolutely yap i just need help starting the conversation i always get so awkward lol (the reason is i am actually a scared prey animal)
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the thing is i can absolutely yap i just need help starting the conversation i always get so awkward lol (the reason is i am actually a scared prey animal)
heavy eyeliner and a bigass margarita type shit ya feel me?
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
heavy eyeliner and a bigass margarita type shit ya feel me?
doing the same but with a margarita
drinking a mug of beer the size of my head rn. this is how the gods live
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
doing the same but with a margarita
during a college class my professor wanted us to go around the room and say what we wanted to do after getting our degrees so i blurted an answer and decided i should probably follow thru on it
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
during a college class my professor wanted us to go around the room and say what we wanted to do after getting our degrees so i blurted an answer and decided i should probably follow thru on it