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Hammy 👑
@h-a-m-m-y.bsky.social
American. 🏳️‍🌈 Midwest native with a lifetime of experience across the U.S.
Honestly, It wasn't him.

I remember us hanging out that day.
He wouldn't have had the time.
April 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So? Gay bars close all the time. While it's sad, It's still a business, if we want our spaces, we have to do a better job supporting them.
April 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
YOU WANNA GET PUUUUUUUUMMMMPPPPEDDDDD?!??!!
April 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
March 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Toe-tally not cool.
March 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
hi how are you can we see your toes?
March 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Rushing this post out 4 minutes after your President Trump praise post.

You ain't that fucking slick.
February 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Let's Fuckin Go
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February 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And how did this bring down the price of eggs? Oh wait, it didn't.
February 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The Eagles just snatched that trophy like a drag queen snatching a $100 tip off the floor. The Kansas City Chiefs? They tried, bless their hearts - 40-to 22, baby! Embarrassing!

They were serving mid-season community theater while the Eagles were giving full Broadway production with pyrotechnics.
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Straws? Really? You're doing literally nothing of value.

WHERE IS OUR GREAT NEW HEALTHCARE PLAN THAT YOU PROMISED?!?
February 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I want to kick everyone who told us to relax about him in the balls forever.
February 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We tried to tell y'all. Nobody wanted to listen, everyone said it was hyperbole.

We warned you over and over and over.
February 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM