False Morel
gyromirta.bsky.social
False Morel
@gyromirta.bsky.social
idek. where's the prawns at?
anyway
June 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
one big positive: there's a situation where you can give heinrix an (almost) aneurysm by v. specific choices if you take him with you.
June 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
...yeah. it can be rough, so i'd suggest not even trying to 100% it on 1st play :D, personally loved it because in lore it's 'what you pulled off here is even crazier than the game finish', but there's a lot of... complicated (hilarious) events and dialogue. and some spicy romance scenes.
June 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
rt or any other specific media, or in general unspecified :3? (cos rt apparently is going to get a whole dlc that's 'ship's haunted' in a nutshell, probably next year)
June 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
snorted tea through nose
June 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
made with an agenda to fill a needed niche.

honestly, what's not helping pee here (snerk), is the fact they managed to achieve plastic/latex look, which automatically puts it into kink for a lot of people.
June 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
mascot that also dropped (in response to this one) which looks so goddamn lackluster and completely passionless (and here you can feel the passion, imho), that got praised for 'not being nazi-like design'. yep, it's a rainbow magical girl, and my reaction was 'god, it sucks', it's evidently
June 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
). the whole 'cool military-esque uniforms' thing is a forever poisoned well, and you literally can't make a 'cool' uniformed guy without someone going 'um, erm, acshually' about pretty much any military aesthetic in any leftist-adjacent circle. but that aside, this so nicely contrasts with the anti
June 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
but the design goes too hard: kerberos saga and killzone. fuck it, let's look at 40k, at least, like, almost every faction has rule of cool through the roof, but from the observer's pov they fucking suck (except drukhussies and nightlords, they're my favorite war criminals).
June 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
tbh, what we have here, i think, is the weird kind of inverse of the undying problem: how to make bad guys that don't look too cool. like, let's look at the affiliated media that, although playing with grey morality, does have a faction that's supposed not to be seen as 'good' or 'positive',
June 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Jack threw the magazine out of the window and pulled the case out from below the seat - swore when it predictably got stuck on his heel – and finally managed to squeeze it between his shins and turn it back horizontal on his lap, only the wrong way up.
June 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
He raised the magazine, which flopped open in the wind to the weather section, the topless weather girl prominently featured with what were definitely not her big naturals full frontal.
June 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
and the murderous arsehole loves and pampers his two abominations in his own way.
June 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
and so on, and so on. it's also a kid-fic. ou get a kid, you get a kid, and you get a kid!

so you start plotting a fucking spite-fic.

and that's how i ended with three lanky ~2,5m high almond-shaped abominations that are uncanny valley to both of their parents' races.
June 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
of course, the murderous arsehole is a self-flagellating, self-pitying wretch of a man who's refusing to recognize his kid because no woman would touch him (AS IF! the fucking murderous arsehole and his merry band have a big fem fandom! the thighs would be spreading in canon, he's a son of THE god!)
June 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
it also makes the character, inspired by a dead gay poet, an abuser. and you just can't at that moment, because it's not only abusive autist (who was partially raised in chivalrious knightly culture based tangentially on arthurian mythos!)- every other bullshit characterization in the fic jumps you.
June 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
and until a certain point, you are able to enjoy it. but then not only it makes one character based on dead gay poet straight (honestly, that one's not the problem), but also the same character is a fanon autist, and the fic uses this characterization in the most blunt unfun way.
June 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
due to its age or place of origins (for example, a discussion board), it has wonky style, like mst-style commentary framing proper prose.

and it's there and almost everybody knows it.

the fic is like chaos-chan. it makes a return to fan consciousness every few years and catches all the new people.
June 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM