In case you missed it, today’s closet grift…

There’s always a grift somewhere

This from the creator of “The Animal”?

They don’t arrive in ginger boxes?

She tweeted it about 5 years ago

You mean this military? The ones literally on their knees in front of his stairs? Crawling on the ground laying out a red carpet so he doesn’t have to step on the same concrete they do?

I can’t bring myself to eat them, they’re so pretty

I guess the statement was from 6 years ago.

Nah. The marginal tax was cut - kid educated in the 70/80s

Ah… Bezos Balls performing as expected

Well, maybe there are some Bezos Balls after all.

NOT Real IDs. Enhanced Drivers Licenses- which are only available in 5 states.

I lived in Madagascar for years. It is one of ten poorest countries in world and has been for decades. The reason for the trade deficit is because they have no money to buy American products. They’re buying rice and charcoal. And we cut all the USAID projects on top of that. We are just evil.

Yeah. This tracks