my next cat is gonna be named scrum

culture is stored in the scrum

one time i was dissociating hardcore and asked my roommate if she was real and she started touching my face and said "here are my credentials" and there was a really clear visible moment when i snapped back to reality. now "my credentials" is an ongoing bit

when someone's worried about being a burden the usual reaction is "oh no you're not a burden!!" but that still frames Being a Burden as bad, but you're not so you're good. but being a burden to one another is what makes us people in community with one another.

got another girl with my "being a burden to one another is awesome, actually" spiel

marx failed to predict three cueing

my clit is, in fact, kinda harder to find than normal. i am not crazy!

today at the urologist i was prescribed being eaten out (this is only partially a joke)

consider this: robotic lesbianism