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Short king looking for the middle ground between the gym and Nintendo. 🏋🏻🕹️ 🏳️🌈 🎵 🤓
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Either this second jab is hitting me hard or I’m ill
Ok so the second gonorrhoea vaccine jab kills your arm as much as the first, got it 😵💫
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Either this second jab is hitting me hard or I’m ill
Ok so the second gonorrhoea vaccine jab kills your arm as much as the first, got it 😵💫
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ok so the second gonorrhoea vaccine jab kills your arm as much as the first, got it 😵💫
Wished into to the ether that a meeting I had to run today would be rescheduled, and guess what? 🥲
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Wished into to the ether that a meeting I had to run today would be rescheduled, and guess what? 🥲
Went up to someone last night at Roast because I thought I recognised them from Bluesky and it… wasn’t them 💀
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Went up to someone last night at Roast because I thought I recognised them from Bluesky and it… wasn’t them 💀
I have a man here who’s fallen asleep on my sofa. Do I forgive him because he’s cute?
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I have a man here who’s fallen asleep on my sofa. Do I forgive him because he’s cute?
Gonna post this too, actually 😌
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Gonna post this too, actually 😌
Opted for the nice underwear tonight
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Opted for the nice underwear tonight
I mean look how cute she is :3
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I mean look how cute she is :3
I’m cat sitting for my friend/neighbour and I may be getting converted? I woke up this morning looking forward to going down and seeing her 🥲
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I’m cat sitting for my friend/neighbour and I may be getting converted? I woke up this morning looking forward to going down and seeing her 🥲
Jane McDonald is singing at Mighty Hoopla. I cannot believe that is a true sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Jane McDonald is singing at Mighty Hoopla. I cannot believe that is a true sentence.
I either complain about Mighty Hoopla or buy a weekend ticket, there is no in between
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I either complain about Mighty Hoopla or buy a weekend ticket, there is no in between
Took this at the office and forgot to post it
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Took this at the office and forgot to post it
If Anges actually performs at Hoopla I will post a nude
(It’s the THIRD time she’s been on the roster)
(It’s the THIRD time she’s been on the roster)
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If Anges actually performs at Hoopla I will post a nude
(It’s the THIRD time she’s been on the roster)
(It’s the THIRD time she’s been on the roster)
You ever make yourself a little emotional support lasagna to see you through the start of the week? No? Just me?
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You ever make yourself a little emotional support lasagna to see you through the start of the week? No? Just me?
It didn’t but I’m gonna go do some leisurely grocery shopping
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It didn’t but I’m gonna go do some leisurely grocery shopping
Going to see if a second coffee will motivate me to go to the gym.
If it doesn’t, then fine 😅
If it doesn’t, then fine 😅
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Going to see if a second coffee will motivate me to go to the gym.
If it doesn’t, then fine 😅
If it doesn’t, then fine 😅
Solved the NYT Sunday crossword fairly quick but… but I don’t get the theme at all??
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Solved the NYT Sunday crossword fairly quick but… but I don’t get the theme at all??
A night in Dalston calls for earrings from Williamsburg ⚡️
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A night in Dalston calls for earrings from Williamsburg ⚡️
The mixed version of Confessions on a Dance Floor is finally on streaming platforms!? We won open.spotify.com/album/4ANSdh...
Confessions On A Dance Floor (Twenty Years Edition)
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November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The mixed version of Confessions on a Dance Floor is finally on streaming platforms!? We won open.spotify.com/album/4ANSdh...
Going for a run mainly because I want a really nice pastry after
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Going for a run mainly because I want a really nice pastry after
I’m 3 minutes into ep 1 of All’s Fair and… how is this a real show??
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m 3 minutes into ep 1 of All’s Fair and… how is this a real show??
Desperately needed a quiet “make pasta and stay home” Friday night 😌
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Desperately needed a quiet “make pasta and stay home” Friday night 😌
Excited about this about as much as everyone is excited for Wicked
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Excited about this about as much as everyone is excited for Wicked
Honestly that was NUTS #CelebrityTraitorsUK
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Honestly that was NUTS #CelebrityTraitorsUK