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@gymcarlo.com
🇨🇦 with an 🇮🇹 background living in 🇬🇧 (SW London to be specific).
Short king looking for the middle ground between the gym and Nintendo. NSFW sometimes. 🏋🏻🏃🏻♂️🕹️🏳️🌈🎵🤓
Short king looking for the middle ground between the gym and Nintendo. NSFW sometimes. 🏋🏻🏃🏻♂️🕹️🏳️🌈🎵🤓
Also; someone tell the BBC the fact it’s cheaper to ski in Bulgaria is not some top secret lol
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Also; someone tell the BBC the fact it’s cheaper to ski in Bulgaria is not some top secret lol
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It’s split into different places but my god it’s better than the boats!! #OpeningCeremony
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
It’s split into different places but my god it’s better than the boats!! #OpeningCeremony
There needs to be a comedy sketch of broadcasters giving the stupid descriptions over odd foreign ceremony presentations like this. There’s so much material there.
February 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
There needs to be a comedy sketch of broadcasters giving the stupid descriptions over odd foreign ceremony presentations like this. There’s so much material there.
This particular interpretation of Volare simply should not exist. #OpeningCeremony
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
This particular interpretation of Volare simply should not exist. #OpeningCeremony
Pro: no freaking riverboats.
Con: no rumoured appearance of Celine Dion #WinterOlympics
Con: no rumoured appearance of Celine Dion #WinterOlympics
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Pro: no freaking riverboats.
Con: no rumoured appearance of Celine Dion #WinterOlympics
Con: no rumoured appearance of Celine Dion #WinterOlympics
The “ask ChatGPT to draw you at your job” trend on insta makes me want to throw my phone at something
February 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The “ask ChatGPT to draw you at your job” trend on insta makes me want to throw my phone at something
I reallllly do not feel like working for the next 2.5ish hours
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I reallllly do not feel like working for the next 2.5ish hours
my horny on main new year’s resolution is going really well thanks
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 AM
my horny on main new year’s resolution is going really well thanks
Update: yes I did put shorts on
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Update: yes I did put shorts on
Two different Hinge matches have started the convo using Pokémon this week 🥲
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Two different Hinge matches have started the convo using Pokémon this week 🥲
Need to put shorts on, but first
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Need to put shorts on, but first
Would post a butt pic but I'm exhausted lol
February 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Would post a butt pic but I'm exhausted lol
Cycling + running today 🚴♂️🏃🏻♂️
February 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Cycling + running today 🚴♂️🏃🏻♂️
Taking underwear pics instead of cycling to work ✅
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Taking underwear pics instead of cycling to work ✅
Every now and then I organise my sock drawer and wonder if I have a problem
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Every now and then I organise my sock drawer and wonder if I have a problem
Had lunch with a gay office bestie and honestly it was cute
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Had lunch with a gay office bestie and honestly it was cute
Gym was ever so quiet today…
February 2, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Gym was ever so quiet today…
Going ensure this massive spot that’s turned up on my face will not derail my entire week
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Going ensure this massive spot that’s turned up on my face will not derail my entire week
Managed to do a gym session despite being DRENCHED from cycling there
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Managed to do a gym session despite being DRENCHED from cycling there
My intuition is spot on 😌
Date was nice but I got the impression he won’t be interested in continuing further.
And that’s ok!
Who knows, maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised.
And that’s ok!
Who knows, maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised.
February 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
My intuition is spot on 😌
These Wheel of Fortune tie ins on the Masked Singer are… really not it
January 31, 2026 at 8:01 PM
These Wheel of Fortune tie ins on the Masked Singer are… really not it
Date was nice but I got the impression he won’t be interested in continuing further.
And that’s ok!
Who knows, maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised.
And that’s ok!
Who knows, maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised.
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Date was nice but I got the impression he won’t be interested in continuing further.
And that’s ok!
Who knows, maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised.
And that’s ok!
Who knows, maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised.