Greatest idea ever!

Enter the pseudopigraphal Lilith

Took me forever to read Yo Momma instead of Yo Yo Ma. I'm thinking, what does this have to do with playing the cello?

I have a list of 15 from reading my constitution. I should check for more it's a couple of months old.

What stops me is we discovered cat number one doesn't like other cats when we got cat number two. Cat number 3 is outside only, but trying to come in. Stupid cat distribution system.

Same

I'm trying the hypocrisy angle. Current events vs. Biblical texts. I'm running into some problems with failure to notice current events. It's like he was anointed, sent, and then the blindfold was put on.

The only reason I don't endorse this is that some would promote it, hoping to bring the end times sooner.

He's not planning on running. He's planning on canceling elections entirely.

Missing a few people.

I think he had a stroke. See how much saggier the right side is.

Unfortunately, many will see it as truth instead of satire.

Have you tried offering acetaminophen as an alternative to Tylenol?