Gymaert
@gymaert.bsky.social
Husband, Christian, cat dad, scholar. I follow back unless you're trying to sell OF. NO MAGA. 📎
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Gymaert
@gymaert.bsky.social
· May 16
Just finished Spot the Troll. I did horrible. But I'm posting my cat Mia to help others see I'm a real person. I even accidentally posted it without the picture for a few seconds.
If you see me staring off into space to remember something, just know I'm not remembering. I'm actually resolving or relearning the entire thing again. This is life with ADHD and a high IQ.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If you see me staring off into space to remember something, just know I'm not remembering. I'm actually resolving or relearning the entire thing again. This is life with ADHD and a high IQ.
Let's call a skunk a skunk. How evil are you that you have to be forced into voting about releasing the Epstein files? This should be a no-brainer for the party of 'the moral majority.' Let's stop letting them sugarcoat the moral bankruptcy that has been exposed.
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Let's call a skunk a skunk. How evil are you that you have to be forced into voting about releasing the Epstein files? This should be a no-brainer for the party of 'the moral majority.' Let's stop letting them sugarcoat the moral bankruptcy that has been exposed.
How sad is Mike Johnson going to be when the rapture happens and he is left behind?
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How sad is Mike Johnson going to be when the rapture happens and he is left behind?
It's almost like Trump has said, "Let's see how much crazy shit I can pull before the propaganda machine can not longer keep up."
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It's almost like Trump has said, "Let's see how much crazy shit I can pull before the propaganda machine can not longer keep up."
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November 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Overheard in Starbucks:
*Woman approaches mobile pickup and chats some with the barista.*
As she turns to leave after picking up her order, the barista calls out, "Don't worry, you're gonna kill it." After the woman left, the barista says, "I shouldn't have said that. She works in health care."
*Woman approaches mobile pickup and chats some with the barista.*
As she turns to leave after picking up her order, the barista calls out, "Don't worry, you're gonna kill it." After the woman left, the barista says, "I shouldn't have said that. She works in health care."
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Overheard in Starbucks:
*Woman approaches mobile pickup and chats some with the barista.*
As she turns to leave after picking up her order, the barista calls out, "Don't worry, you're gonna kill it." After the woman left, the barista says, "I shouldn't have said that. She works in health care."
*Woman approaches mobile pickup and chats some with the barista.*
As she turns to leave after picking up her order, the barista calls out, "Don't worry, you're gonna kill it." After the woman left, the barista says, "I shouldn't have said that. She works in health care."
Well, Trump demolishing the White House was not on my Bingo card.
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Well, Trump demolishing the White House was not on my Bingo card.
Q: What radicalized you?
A: A document penned July 4th, 1776.
A: A document penned July 4th, 1776.
October 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Q: What radicalized you?
A: A document penned July 4th, 1776.
A: A document penned July 4th, 1776.
I have an acquaintance that ICE attempted to recruit. He's a German IMMIGRANT with a thick accent. Let's read that again for the people in the back. This has nothing to do with immigration only how white you are. Thankfully, he said his soul is worth more than ICE is paying.
October 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I have an acquaintance that ICE attempted to recruit. He's a German IMMIGRANT with a thick accent. Let's read that again for the people in the back. This has nothing to do with immigration only how white you are. Thankfully, he said his soul is worth more than ICE is paying.
Nothing better than a single malt and a good book when scheduling puts you on standby.
September 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Nothing better than a single malt and a good book when scheduling puts you on standby.
Just saw a video from @katmabu.bsky.social with protesters 'assaulting' an ICE vehicle with stuffed animals. This is perfect. Imagine being forced by your employer to testify in court that you were injured by a plushie.
September 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Just saw a video from @katmabu.bsky.social with protesters 'assaulting' an ICE vehicle with stuffed animals. This is perfect. Imagine being forced by your employer to testify in court that you were injured by a plushie.
Me: Is that Tylenol?
Coworker: Don't worry. I already have autism.
Coworker: Don't worry. I already have autism.
September 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me: Is that Tylenol?
Coworker: Don't worry. I already have autism.
Coworker: Don't worry. I already have autism.
I want to be crystal clear before this event. Anyone using Charlie Kirk's funeral to call for vengeance is not a Christian. Scripture is very clear that vengeance is the Lord's. We as Christians should forgive our enemies. As Christ said, no longer an eye for an eye but turn the other cheek.
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I want to be crystal clear before this event. Anyone using Charlie Kirk's funeral to call for vengeance is not a Christian. Scripture is very clear that vengeance is the Lord's. We as Christians should forgive our enemies. As Christ said, no longer an eye for an eye but turn the other cheek.
If your enemy is anti-fascism then you are a fascist. This seems rather obvious to me.
September 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
If your enemy is anti-fascism then you are a fascist. This seems rather obvious to me.
Sometimes, Cinnamon likes to hold my hand.
August 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sometimes, Cinnamon likes to hold my hand.
The mental health struggle with this regime is real. Never before have I needed to tell myself, "This is good. You can relax." While petting a cat.
August 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The mental health struggle with this regime is real. Never before have I needed to tell myself, "This is good. You can relax." While petting a cat.
Help me, Nancy Mace! There is no sign on the bathroom door in my house to tell me who should use it. Is it mine? Is it my wife's? Should I move to a house with signs on the bathroom doors? What if I can't afford to move because the minimum wage hasn't increased in 16 years? I'm so confused.
August 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Help me, Nancy Mace! There is no sign on the bathroom door in my house to tell me who should use it. Is it mine? Is it my wife's? Should I move to a house with signs on the bathroom doors? What if I can't afford to move because the minimum wage hasn't increased in 16 years? I'm so confused.
Hate to say it, folks, but this is just around the corner.
August 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hate to say it, folks, but this is just around the corner.
Just a video of Mia making herself a nest. Happy Caturday!
August 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Just a video of Mia making herself a nest. Happy Caturday!
You think everyone just stopped doing those things when Epstein was caught? After the files are released, we need to find the current Epstein. Then again, he's probably in the files. Do not redact a single word!
July 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You think everyone just stopped doing those things when Epstein was caught? After the files are released, we need to find the current Epstein. Then again, he's probably in the files. Do not redact a single word!
Questions for those people you know who are intentionally not paying attention.
July 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Questions for those people you know who are intentionally not paying attention.
Only six? He really is playing more golf these days. All to distract from Epstein.
July 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Only six? He really is playing more golf these days. All to distract from Epstein.
So the US pulling out of the Paris agreement is now a human rights violation? Awesome.
THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) — The UN's top court in a landmark climate decision says a 'clean, healthy and sustainable environment' is a human right.
July 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So the US pulling out of the Paris agreement is now a human rights violation? Awesome.
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I'm a little fuzzy on the details. Could someone please remind me how saying hurricanes are caused by Jewish space lasers *isn't* anti-Semitic? It's been just long enough that I can't remember.
July 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm a little fuzzy on the details. Could someone please remind me how saying hurricanes are caused by Jewish space lasers *isn't* anti-Semitic? It's been just long enough that I can't remember.