Gwyneth
@gwynethjane.bsky.social
Will share many pictures of spooky dolls and thirst over fictional 19th century men.
Used to do cool stuff like run a paper and get views on TikTok. https://www.tiktok.com/@gwyneths.stories?_t=8rPq7UIpvJR&_r=1
Used to do cool stuff like run a paper and get views on TikTok. https://www.tiktok.com/@gwyneths.stories?_t=8rPq7UIpvJR&_r=1
Doesn’t July seem like it would be the 8th month.
January 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Doesn’t July seem like it would be the 8th month.
If you are gonna post ‘good riddance to 2024’, I need a full itemised list of what went down.
Tell me what that man did.
Tell me about the gross skin complaint that plagued you all summer.
Tell me how your colleague was promoted over you cos he was sleeping with the boss.
TELL ME!!
Tell me what that man did.
Tell me about the gross skin complaint that plagued you all summer.
Tell me how your colleague was promoted over you cos he was sleeping with the boss.
TELL ME!!
January 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If you are gonna post ‘good riddance to 2024’, I need a full itemised list of what went down.
Tell me what that man did.
Tell me about the gross skin complaint that plagued you all summer.
Tell me how your colleague was promoted over you cos he was sleeping with the boss.
TELL ME!!
Tell me what that man did.
Tell me about the gross skin complaint that plagued you all summer.
Tell me how your colleague was promoted over you cos he was sleeping with the boss.
TELL ME!!
Every time i overtake a Tesla in my little yellow peugeot 107, I yell “FUCK YOU ELON” and that does make me feel better actually.
December 27, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Every time i overtake a Tesla in my little yellow peugeot 107, I yell “FUCK YOU ELON” and that does make me feel better actually.
I don’t think we talk enough about how Vivaldi’s Four Seasons is just banger after banger.
December 22, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I don’t think we talk enough about how Vivaldi’s Four Seasons is just banger after banger.
Luigi Mangione is the reason i’m back on dating apps.
December 19, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Luigi Mangione is the reason i’m back on dating apps.
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non fandom people: fanfiction???? she must be reading hardcore porn
my ao3 tab: 100k words of buildup for two fictional characters to hold hands
my ao3 tab: 100k words of buildup for two fictional characters to hold hands
December 18, 2024 at 9:11 PM
non fandom people: fanfiction???? she must be reading hardcore porn
my ao3 tab: 100k words of buildup for two fictional characters to hold hands
my ao3 tab: 100k words of buildup for two fictional characters to hold hands
Can’t wait to meet 2025 me. She better have a better handle on things than 2024 me.
December 18, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Can’t wait to meet 2025 me. She better have a better handle on things than 2024 me.
I’ve not actually seen my shadow in ages. I’m worried about her. Where are you, girl?
December 17, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I’ve not actually seen my shadow in ages. I’m worried about her. Where are you, girl?
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if you saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, no you didn't. snitches get stitches.
December 16, 2024 at 8:50 PM
if you saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, no you didn't. snitches get stitches.
I used to think my downward spirals were drink related but I’ve been sober nearly 2 years and I’m currently being so chaotic I’ve lost all respect for myself.
December 16, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I used to think my downward spirals were drink related but I’ve been sober nearly 2 years and I’m currently being so chaotic I’ve lost all respect for myself.
“Just get yourself on Hinge” my non-single friend say.
Meanwhile the most promising message I’ve had on Hinge:
Meanwhile the most promising message I’ve had on Hinge:
December 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
“Just get yourself on Hinge” my non-single friend say.
Meanwhile the most promising message I’ve had on Hinge:
Meanwhile the most promising message I’ve had on Hinge:
Gonna name my first born Almond Croissant cos that’s how much they mean to me.
December 14, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Gonna name my first born Almond Croissant cos that’s how much they mean to me.
I’m actually so fun and cool and it’s insane that nobody else has noticed that yet.
December 12, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I’m actually so fun and cool and it’s insane that nobody else has noticed that yet.
How have i gone from paying for ringtones, to only ever having my phone on silent, to now having it permanently in focus mode so nobody can contact me at all?
December 11, 2024 at 8:32 PM
How have i gone from paying for ringtones, to only ever having my phone on silent, to now having it permanently in focus mode so nobody can contact me at all?
Me to the thing biting me in the ass: “is that you, consequences of my own actions?”
December 9, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Me to the thing biting me in the ass: “is that you, consequences of my own actions?”
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Adele Dazeem is still maybe the funniest thing to ever happen.
December 8, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Adele Dazeem is still maybe the funniest thing to ever happen.
Jeff Goldblum is such a powerful actor that once he is in a role I find it impossible to think of anyone else doing it. Halfway through Wicked I questioned whether he had been in the OG Wizard of Oz.
December 8, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Jeff Goldblum is such a powerful actor that once he is in a role I find it impossible to think of anyone else doing it. Halfway through Wicked I questioned whether he had been in the OG Wizard of Oz.
Hey boy, wanna come over and watch Paddington 2 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
December 5, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Hey boy, wanna come over and watch Paddington 2 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
I’m having what I term a ‘pasta panic attack’ where i eat a lot of pasta and then my heart beats really fast and i get a big nervous lump in my throat for no reason. Italy would kill me.
November 28, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I’m having what I term a ‘pasta panic attack’ where i eat a lot of pasta and then my heart beats really fast and i get a big nervous lump in my throat for no reason. Italy would kill me.
The other app is talking about whether Billy Crystal was hot in When Harry Met Sally, but the real question we should be asking is whether Billy Crystal was hot in Monsters Inc. And the answer is yes to both x
November 27, 2024 at 3:07 PM
The other app is talking about whether Billy Crystal was hot in When Harry Met Sally, but the real question we should be asking is whether Billy Crystal was hot in Monsters Inc. And the answer is yes to both x
You know, I actually think ‘always winter never Christmas’ sounds nice. Call the white witch, I’ve got a proposal.
November 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
You know, I actually think ‘always winter never Christmas’ sounds nice. Call the white witch, I’ve got a proposal.
Sometimes I think intelligence is not the ability to think, it is the ability to allow that thought to exit you coherently. My mind is very busy but anything coming out of it rivals the wires behind the tele.
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Sometimes I think intelligence is not the ability to think, it is the ability to allow that thought to exit you coherently. My mind is very busy but anything coming out of it rivals the wires behind the tele.
Oh good, it just inspired me to hate every single word I have ever written instead.
Time to re-read the last chapter I wrote in the hope that it inspires me to do something other than stare longingly at a blinking cursor for 3 hours.
November 20, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Oh good, it just inspired me to hate every single word I have ever written instead.
Time to re-read the last chapter I wrote in the hope that it inspires me to do something other than stare longingly at a blinking cursor for 3 hours.
November 20, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Time to re-read the last chapter I wrote in the hope that it inspires me to do something other than stare longingly at a blinking cursor for 3 hours.
I tell myself that I prefer winter because I am less sweaty, but the truth is I am even more sweaty with the introduction of scarves and hats.
November 19, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I tell myself that I prefer winter because I am less sweaty, but the truth is I am even more sweaty with the introduction of scarves and hats.