Smaug really wants you to know that the world is a beautiful place and that belly scratches are algorithmically designed to provide dopamine hits.

Hola, newcomers! Welkommen!

I have been here for a while but I post irregularly. I tend to follow and share posts from creatives, nerds, and interesting people.

Most of my own posts are gaming-related or political.

Here is a picture of Smaug deciding to explore the bathtub as my cat tax.

Show me your pets and who they are named after.

Everyone loved Captain Holt, but I loved Thomas first.

New look, same chest hair. Next week, maybe we'll do something to the beard.

My son loves maps. He wants to be a game designer when he grows up. Never underestimate the power of a good map.

My daughter took notes on finding the portal!

Oh no. Please stop. Don't hold a dagger to my throat while dressed in provocative leather lingerie.

The dice tell a story. A story of letting a vampire feed from you and you rolling a natural 1 on the Persuasion check to stop him. I love me a good uncontrollable hunger.

Your very first post should be witty. Brand-defining. An invitation to your audience.

Me, I think I am going to nap and play Baldur's Gate all night