Now that's what you call a temporal pair-o-docs.

Surprised it didn't make the cut in the 'Ecky Thump' episode of The Goodies - no doubt bowing to the pressure of the Big Black Pudding lobbyists.

Very high up in the Imperial Japanese Army, obviously.

"Beam me down, Jamie!"

Wait till you give "physiognomy" a whirl...

Another NZer here, just wanted to add that 'half a scoop' is also an option here, though this varies from shop to shop. What you received may have been 1 scoop's worth, a basic dollop of chips, and some places are just more generous than others.

Read the 2nd Excalibur omni earlier this year.

I've recently been on a grand tour of all my Judge Dredd Complete Case Files TPBs and currently on Vol 3 of Judge Anderson.

Also just finished Neil Hanson's The Dreadful Judgement, a terrifying blow-by-blow account of the Great Fire of London.

A sandwich, a bag of chips... and two forks - sounds like the recipe for a stunning conclusion to an episode of MacGyver!

"You Ought to be in Love" has been earworming since I posted it.

Footrot Flats: The Dog’s Tale

Variations:
The Goodies, "The End": Tim, Bill & Graeme are cemented-in thanks to loony Graeme's own Brutalist architectural designs.

Are You Being Served?, "Camping In": Transportation strike sees the staff sleeping in the dept store with gear from the camping dept.

BBC's The Brittas Empire did a snowed-in Christmas special in 1994. Set in a staff reunion 20 years in the future, it recalls via flashback the titular Mr Brittas insisting on keeping his leisure centre open during a snowstorm on the off-chance a member of the public might want to use it.

Cumulonimbun 🐰

With great pie-weather comes great responsibility.

I have a similar power - if it is cold and overcast, I only have to think the phrase "oooh, good day for a mince pie for lunch" and the clouds will evaporate, the sun switches to high beam and the temperature shoots up to 21°C.

Any of the women from Last of the Summer Wine would be formidable adversaries but the Spartacus and Crixus of the ensemble would be Nora and Ivy.

They won't put up with any nonsense from their shiftless husbands, they'll put up with nowt from any overgrown scampi.