Gwentastic
@gwenthing.bsky.social
She/her. Often annoyed, persistently hopeful. Accidental academic. Uninvited settler in 🇨🇦.
This dog will not eat her food unless I sprinkle cat food on it and say "a little sprinkle!!"
I wish we could access The Rules.
I wish we could access The Rules.
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This dog will not eat her food unless I sprinkle cat food on it and say "a little sprinkle!!"
I wish we could access The Rules.
I wish we could access The Rules.
Y'all when they say you're not supposed to put these in the dishwasher i didn't know it was too avoid hilarity
September 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Y'all when they say you're not supposed to put these in the dishwasher i didn't know it was too avoid hilarity
Charlie says: like this but close both eyes
August 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Charlie says: like this but close both eyes
Oh sorry is the floating bed in your safe, purpose-built outdoor shelter not to your liking
August 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh sorry is the floating bed in your safe, purpose-built outdoor shelter not to your liking
IT'S HERE! look at that gorgeous green! @tkingfisher.com
August 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
IT'S HERE! look at that gorgeous green! @tkingfisher.com
Two days ago I was at the vet with a cat who was throwing up for no reason other than being a drama queen who can't, after 14 years, manage to eat at a reasonable speed.
Turns out my other cat was slowly growing an infection in the background.
WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS
Turns out my other cat was slowly growing an infection in the background.
WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS
August 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Two days ago I was at the vet with a cat who was throwing up for no reason other than being a drama queen who can't, after 14 years, manage to eat at a reasonable speed.
Turns out my other cat was slowly growing an infection in the background.
WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS
Turns out my other cat was slowly growing an infection in the background.
WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS
Harold, my 14yo cat: starts vomiting a lot
Me: panic, vet visit
Vet: Possible thyroid stuff? blood panels, urinalysis
Harold: fuck you and needles
Everybody: WAITS FOR RESULTS
...
Vet: I mean he's absolutely, perfectly healthy
Me: what
Harold: 😼
Vet: he should eat more slowly, maybe
Me: 📈🫀📉
Me: panic, vet visit
Vet: Possible thyroid stuff? blood panels, urinalysis
Harold: fuck you and needles
Everybody: WAITS FOR RESULTS
...
Vet: I mean he's absolutely, perfectly healthy
Me: what
Harold: 😼
Vet: he should eat more slowly, maybe
Me: 📈🫀📉
July 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Harold, my 14yo cat: starts vomiting a lot
Me: panic, vet visit
Vet: Possible thyroid stuff? blood panels, urinalysis
Harold: fuck you and needles
Everybody: WAITS FOR RESULTS
...
Vet: I mean he's absolutely, perfectly healthy
Me: what
Harold: 😼
Vet: he should eat more slowly, maybe
Me: 📈🫀📉
Me: panic, vet visit
Vet: Possible thyroid stuff? blood panels, urinalysis
Harold: fuck you and needles
Everybody: WAITS FOR RESULTS
...
Vet: I mean he's absolutely, perfectly healthy
Me: what
Harold: 😼
Vet: he should eat more slowly, maybe
Me: 📈🫀📉
my monkey puzzle tree is having A Day
July 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
my monkey puzzle tree is having A Day
Guys it's a one-cat basket
July 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Guys it's a one-cat basket
This reminds me of how my dog stares out her window:
July 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This reminds me of how my dog stares out her window:
My versions are Harry (orange) and Tortilla (black/toasted orange)
July 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My versions are Harry (orange) and Tortilla (black/toasted orange)
Happy caturday from Harold who is not impressed by you or robots or the gossamer beauty of a perfect spiderweb or me
June 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Happy caturday from Harold who is not impressed by you or robots or the gossamer beauty of a perfect spiderweb or me
Guys what are you doing
You're so tall
You're so tall
April 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Guys what are you doing
You're so tall
You're so tall
April 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Squirrels planted these in my yard after stealing a bunch of my (far less cool) bulbs. They made some good bulb choices, I'll give them that, but they're really shit at deciding where to plant them.
April 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Squirrels planted these in my yard after stealing a bunch of my (far less cool) bulbs. They made some good bulb choices, I'll give them that, but they're really shit at deciding where to plant them.
Just a girl and her hoard of cat toys. ##dogsofbluesky
April 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Just a girl and her hoard of cat toys. ##dogsofbluesky
April 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
He has conquered the flying toy. #catsofbluesky
March 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
He has conquered the flying toy. #catsofbluesky
She's having a good time for all of us
##dogsofbluesky
##dogsofbluesky
March 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
She's having a good time for all of us
##dogsofbluesky
##dogsofbluesky
It's been a quiet, rainy day. #dogs #dogsofbluesky
March 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It's been a quiet, rainy day. #dogs #dogsofbluesky
Hang on, I think the older versions of your cats are in my house
February 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Hang on, I think the older versions of your cats are in my house
February 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My dog's best friend has left and she's being an unconscious tube about it
February 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My dog's best friend has left and she's being an unconscious tube about it