GuyRonic
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GuyRonic
@guyronic.bsky.social
PEDestrian X-ing
February 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Only 52,000 people watched the Kid Rock stream
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Ready for this?

You will never see the world the same way again.

Felon=

F- Elon
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Look, anything can happen at trial, but I don't see why Mangione appears so relaxed about it all.

Upon researching his case, there is a staggering amount of evidence against him.

Like more than OJ and Bill Cosby combined....

and enough leftover for 3 separate Michael Jackson accusers
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
You all should have known that if she was unabashedly willing to shoot a puppy that shooting people would be a no-brainer for her.

www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
January 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
*Guy who never reaches for his concealed weapon*

Them: "Domestic terrorist who wanted to do maximum damage to agents"

*Cliven Bundy and 200 armed militia members openly aiming their guns at federal agents (exactly 0 of them killed)*

Also them: "Patriots"
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
April 2014:

200 Armed militia members led by Cliven Bundy aim guns at federal agents trying to collect a tax debt.

The agents shoot 0 people and leave.

January 2016:

Bundy's sons, Ammon and Ryan lead an armed 41-day occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon, demanding the
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
They have it on good authority that the Olympics will be filled with foreigners....

www.straitstimes.com/world/europe...
ICE agents to help with security at Winter Olympics
The Italian authorities initially denied the presence of ICE and then sought to downplay its role. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read more at straitstimes.com.
www.straitstimes.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
You know how Trump keeps saying he wants to own Canada and Greenland?

Turns out it's because climate change, the thing he consistently insists is a hoax, has opened up new access points for ships as the ice is rapidly melting.

globalnews.ca/news/1160309...
Why does Trump want Greenland? Arctic security, critical minerals at stake - National | Globalnews.ca
Here's why Trump may be keen on acquiring Greenland, and why it's an important strategic security asset no matter who's in charge.
globalnews.ca
January 11, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Trump has finally put The Onion out of business once and for all.

He's taking the Nobel Peace Prize from the 2025 winner in exchange for literally starting a war.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump says he will meet Machado — and would accept Nobel Peace Prize from her
Nobel officials said Friday that the prize may not be shared or transferred.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I've cracked the secret comedy formula that 90% of all jokes follow:

A) Hey, have you ever noticed that Blank is like "Blonk"?

B) How weird would it be if Flink was like Flonk?
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
It's official.

The Onion is shutting down as they cannot compete with reality anymore.

Topping "Nobel Peace Prize Winner Hands Her Prize to Trump To Convince Him To Invade Venezuela" would require violating every physical law of the known and unknown universe.
January 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
What kind of fucking opposite day Twilight zone shit is this?

Literally no one had "activist bribes someone into starting a war by giving them a Nobel Peace Prize" on their fucking bingo card.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/w...
After Machado Offers Her Nobel, Trump Says It Would Be an ‘Honor’ to Accept It
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
In March they deported this guy to a terrorist prison in El Salvador, then admitted they had no basis for it, got sued, appealed it all the way to the Supreme Court, lost in a 9-0 ruling, then refused to bring him back for months anyway.
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This photo is from Whitehouse. gov

It was taken on October 21st and if you zoom in it shows Trump's aide holding a folder with Maduro and Colombia's president in jumpsuits.

And just today Trump threatened him again.

www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
January 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
All these people today saying

"Oh my god, I think Trump might be ok with violence"

What, were you asleep all of January 6th?
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ahmed Al Ahmed
Jose El Jose
Vlad тот Vlad
Leonardo Da Leonardo
Hans Die Hans
Jean Valjean
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Okay, that does it.

This is going to get me on put on a watch list, but I'm officially declaring myself as Antififa
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM