Corey
@guypatterson.bsky.social
Fucking a, man… Jess’ dad died like 2 weeks ago. It’s just hitting me watching Tap 2. Fuck, man…
December 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fucking a, man… Jess’ dad died like 2 weeks ago. It’s just hitting me watching Tap 2. Fuck, man…
I asked my gf today which actor would play me in a movie… she said Sean Astin
Conflicted about wether or not to feel complimented.. 🤨
Conflicted about wether or not to feel complimented.. 🤨
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I asked my gf today which actor would play me in a movie… she said Sean Astin
Conflicted about wether or not to feel complimented.. 🤨
Conflicted about wether or not to feel complimented.. 🤨
Fuck it, put all the vowels together.
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Fuck it, put all the vowels together.
A play in two parts:
October 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A play in two parts:
This is the face of a Frat Chef whom underestimated how long a meatloaf takes to cook… for the 3rd time 🤦🏻♂️
September 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is the face of a Frat Chef whom underestimated how long a meatloaf takes to cook… for the 3rd time 🤦🏻♂️
I’m obsessed with this snack and now Sam’s Club has them in BIG bags. Little victory for Corey today.
September 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m obsessed with this snack and now Sam’s Club has them in BIG bags. Little victory for Corey today.
Alrighty, so #bhafc are gonna march forward with a squad of 25 healthy players for the season. I guess we have lots of faith that everyone stays healthy all season. Head-scratcher for me tbh.
September 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Alrighty, so #bhafc are gonna march forward with a squad of 25 healthy players for the season. I guess we have lots of faith that everyone stays healthy all season. Head-scratcher for me tbh.
Actual fucking IG ad….
…. WHAT????
…. WHAT????
August 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Actual fucking IG ad….
…. WHAT????
…. WHAT????
I read the news? 🤷🏻♂️
August 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I read the news? 🤷🏻♂️
I can’t believe I have to live in a fucking garbage world where people can bet on the next pope.
May 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I can’t believe I have to live in a fucking garbage world where people can bet on the next pope.
My singular issue with one of my all time favorite movies:
May 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My singular issue with one of my all time favorite movies:
Yes, I watch MSNBC because I’m a nearly 100% Woke Libtard. And although I like her, whomever this is, you’ve got to wonder if she has any peripheral vision, right?
May 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Yes, I watch MSNBC because I’m a nearly 100% Woke Libtard. And although I like her, whomever this is, you’ve got to wonder if she has any peripheral vision, right?
I mean… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST… WHAT??? Laziest fucking bullshit I’ve ever seen. What a fucking absolute goddamn joke.
May 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I mean… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST… WHAT??? Laziest fucking bullshit I’ve ever seen. What a fucking absolute goddamn joke.
Absolute hack fucking bullshit.
May 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Absolute hack fucking bullshit.
Why is ANYONE paying this “actor” to be in movies!?
May 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Why is ANYONE paying this “actor” to be in movies!?
Right. Naturally. Teenage lesbo ghost romance shit incoming.
May 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Right. Naturally. Teenage lesbo ghost romance shit incoming.
This little boy should never ever be cast in anything ever again. Fucking Goonies-remake bitch.
May 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
This little boy should never ever be cast in anything ever again. Fucking Goonies-remake bitch.
A buddy of mine “invented” this contraption. Because, you know, sometimes the can is just too cold to hold I guess??
December 1, 2024 at 7:56 PM
A buddy of mine “invented” this contraption. Because, you know, sometimes the can is just too cold to hold I guess??