Corey
@guypatterson.bsky.social
Fucking a, man… Jess’ dad died like 2 weeks ago. It’s just hitting me watching Tap 2. Fuck, man…
December 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fucking a, man… Jess’ dad died like 2 weeks ago. It’s just hitting me watching Tap 2. Fuck, man…
You ever wake up too early and then have what you think is a full day and then you’re like “I deserve some rest now” and it’s 11:23 am?
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You ever wake up too early and then have what you think is a full day and then you’re like “I deserve some rest now” and it’s 11:23 am?
I no longer remember what it feels like to have a consistent & reliable WiFi connection. I don’t think they exist anymore.
December 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I no longer remember what it feels like to have a consistent & reliable WiFi connection. I don’t think they exist anymore.
I’m no longer allowed to post in my city’s subreddit.
Why?
Cuz everytime there’s a post about a new restaurant opening, I comment “And closed in 18 months.”
I get ppl don’t like that. HOWEVER, do you know how many of those (7) restaurants lasted more than 18 months?
I’ll give you ZERO guesses.
Why?
Cuz everytime there’s a post about a new restaurant opening, I comment “And closed in 18 months.”
I get ppl don’t like that. HOWEVER, do you know how many of those (7) restaurants lasted more than 18 months?
I’ll give you ZERO guesses.
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’m no longer allowed to post in my city’s subreddit.
Why?
Cuz everytime there’s a post about a new restaurant opening, I comment “And closed in 18 months.”
I get ppl don’t like that. HOWEVER, do you know how many of those (7) restaurants lasted more than 18 months?
I’ll give you ZERO guesses.
Why?
Cuz everytime there’s a post about a new restaurant opening, I comment “And closed in 18 months.”
I get ppl don’t like that. HOWEVER, do you know how many of those (7) restaurants lasted more than 18 months?
I’ll give you ZERO guesses.
Charlie Kirk died so his wife could fly… Into as much additional money as possible.
Kinda crazy how bonafide grifters can just get away with it in the pure light of day… as soon as a fellow one was in the White House. Again.
Kinda crazy how bonafide grifters can just get away with it in the pure light of day… as soon as a fellow one was in the White House. Again.
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Charlie Kirk died so his wife could fly… Into as much additional money as possible.
Kinda crazy how bonafide grifters can just get away with it in the pure light of day… as soon as a fellow one was in the White House. Again.
Kinda crazy how bonafide grifters can just get away with it in the pure light of day… as soon as a fellow one was in the White House. Again.
Nothing says ‘today isn’t going to be your favorite’ like having to poop *after* you just showered.
December 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nothing says ‘today isn’t going to be your favorite’ like having to poop *after* you just showered.
What I can’t seem to rectify in my brain is this:
if you are a wealthy and famous man, with *plenty* to lose (money, reputation, personal relationships, etc.) by knowingly engaging in obviously shady shit on a sex island… why are you cool with there even being a *SINGLE* camera around???
if you are a wealthy and famous man, with *plenty* to lose (money, reputation, personal relationships, etc.) by knowingly engaging in obviously shady shit on a sex island… why are you cool with there even being a *SINGLE* camera around???
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What I can’t seem to rectify in my brain is this:
if you are a wealthy and famous man, with *plenty* to lose (money, reputation, personal relationships, etc.) by knowingly engaging in obviously shady shit on a sex island… why are you cool with there even being a *SINGLE* camera around???
if you are a wealthy and famous man, with *plenty* to lose (money, reputation, personal relationships, etc.) by knowingly engaging in obviously shady shit on a sex island… why are you cool with there even being a *SINGLE* camera around???
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT CALIBRI IS SUPERIOR TO TNR! WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS!?
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT CALIBRI IS SUPERIOR TO TNR! WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS!?
I asked my gf today which actor would play me in a movie… she said Sean Astin
Conflicted about wether or not to feel complimented.. 🤨
Conflicted about wether or not to feel complimented.. 🤨
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I asked my gf today which actor would play me in a movie… she said Sean Astin
Conflicted about wether or not to feel complimented.. 🤨
Conflicted about wether or not to feel complimented.. 🤨
Reposted by Corey
Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
When I cast soccer games illegally from my laptop to my tv, all I’m really doing is watching the game on my laptop. And for absolutely no reason choosing to listen to the audio from further away.
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
When I cast soccer games illegally from my laptop to my tv, all I’m really doing is watching the game on my laptop. And for absolutely no reason choosing to listen to the audio from further away.
Self-driving cars? Fine, whatever.
Self-cleaning weed bowls? UMMM WHERE DO I SIGN??
Self-cleaning weed bowls? UMMM WHERE DO I SIGN??
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Self-driving cars? Fine, whatever.
Self-cleaning weed bowls? UMMM WHERE DO I SIGN??
Self-cleaning weed bowls? UMMM WHERE DO I SIGN??
Do #safc have more than one ‘Le Fee’ on the roster? No? So, then, WHAT is the point of his jersey reading ‘E. Le Fee’?????
Just in case we don’t get him confused with…..????
Just in case we don’t get him confused with…..????
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Do #safc have more than one ‘Le Fee’ on the roster? No? So, then, WHAT is the point of his jersey reading ‘E. Le Fee’?????
Just in case we don’t get him confused with…..????
Just in case we don’t get him confused with…..????
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Left side for #bhafc very dynamic with MDC and Ferdi. For me, though, Ayari having one of his best games so far (whilst I knock on wood).
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Left side for #bhafc very dynamic with MDC and Ferdi. For me, though, Ayari having one of his best games so far (whilst I knock on wood).
Convinced ikea actually wants every couple on earth to break up.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Convinced ikea actually wants every couple on earth to break up.
2 national guardsmen shot.
“Hey let’s send in 500 more!”
???
“Hey let’s send in 500 more!”
???
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
2 national guardsmen shot.
“Hey let’s send in 500 more!”
???
“Hey let’s send in 500 more!”
???
Reposted by Corey
fuck baerskin hoodies.
Your ads are unblockable on youtube. I'll never buy one.
Your ads are unblockable on youtube. I'll never buy one.
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
fuck baerskin hoodies.
Your ads are unblockable on youtube. I'll never buy one.
Your ads are unblockable on youtube. I'll never buy one.
Whichever politician in 2028 pledges to destroy “baerskin hoodies” and outlaw their fucking YouTube commercials across the board… well, they’ve got my vote.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Whichever politician in 2028 pledges to destroy “baerskin hoodies” and outlaw their fucking YouTube commercials across the board… well, they’ve got my vote.
NASCAR, F1… people driving cars. Fast.
Sports, though?
Athletes?
Sports, though?
Athletes?
a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
NASCAR, F1… people driving cars. Fast.
Sports, though?
Athletes?
Sports, though?
Athletes?
We all agree the chorus in Benson Boone’s ‘Mystical Magical’ is in fact ‘Physical’ by Olivia Newton-John right?
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We all agree the chorus in Benson Boone’s ‘Mystical Magical’ is in fact ‘Physical’ by Olivia Newton-John right?