Guy Pottymouth
@guy-pottymouth.bsky.social
Airline pilot. MSc in palaeoclimatology. Former delivery driver, theatre technician & air traffic controller. Enjoys walking dogs, cremating stuff on the BBQ and schooling right wing idiots on social media.
Are you coming to bed, Mrs Pottymouth?
December 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Are you coming to bed, Mrs Pottymouth?
Apparently, James Dyson gets very annoyed when people call a vacuum cleaner a "Hoover".
This is why I particularly like this Anonopin, because ever since I found this out I'm careful to always refer to my Shark, Sebo or Numark shop-vac as the "hoover".
This is why I particularly like this Anonopin, because ever since I found this out I'm careful to always refer to my Shark, Sebo or Numark shop-vac as the "hoover".
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Apparently, James Dyson gets very annoyed when people call a vacuum cleaner a "Hoover".
This is why I particularly like this Anonopin, because ever since I found this out I'm careful to always refer to my Shark, Sebo or Numark shop-vac as the "hoover".
This is why I particularly like this Anonopin, because ever since I found this out I'm careful to always refer to my Shark, Sebo or Numark shop-vac as the "hoover".
I need to meet this fessor. I've been using the palm my hand since I discovered this about 10 years ago.
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I need to meet this fessor. I've been using the palm my hand since I discovered this about 10 years ago.
A more damning indictment of managed decline in the UK is evidenced by what's happening in UK universities. Once great pinnacles of research & learning now survive only by taking in hoardes of overseas students yet are still being faced with brain drain.
December 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
A more damning indictment of managed decline in the UK is evidenced by what's happening in UK universities. Once great pinnacles of research & learning now survive only by taking in hoardes of overseas students yet are still being faced with brain drain.
Also, this myth of "claiming asylum in the first safe country" needs to be set straight, every single time.
Someone seeking asylum in a safe country can only do so in 1 country.
But hey, it distracts from billionaires bankrolling AI so that it can replace all of our jobs.
Someone seeking asylum in a safe country can only do so in 1 country.
But hey, it distracts from billionaires bankrolling AI so that it can replace all of our jobs.
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Also, this myth of "claiming asylum in the first safe country" needs to be set straight, every single time.
Someone seeking asylum in a safe country can only do so in 1 country.
But hey, it distracts from billionaires bankrolling AI so that it can replace all of our jobs.
Someone seeking asylum in a safe country can only do so in 1 country.
But hey, it distracts from billionaires bankrolling AI so that it can replace all of our jobs.
I only accept the following euphemisms:
Ceased to be
Gone to meet 'is maker
Gone off to join the bleedin' choir invisibule
Fucking snuffed it.
And I'm about 20 years too young to be able to quote all that. But: thank you Mr. James the English teacher, who advanced my cultural education.
Ceased to be
Gone to meet 'is maker
Gone off to join the bleedin' choir invisibule
Fucking snuffed it.
And I'm about 20 years too young to be able to quote all that. But: thank you Mr. James the English teacher, who advanced my cultural education.
December 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I only accept the following euphemisms:
Ceased to be
Gone to meet 'is maker
Gone off to join the bleedin' choir invisibule
Fucking snuffed it.
And I'm about 20 years too young to be able to quote all that. But: thank you Mr. James the English teacher, who advanced my cultural education.
Ceased to be
Gone to meet 'is maker
Gone off to join the bleedin' choir invisibule
Fucking snuffed it.
And I'm about 20 years too young to be able to quote all that. But: thank you Mr. James the English teacher, who advanced my cultural education.
I'm perplexed as to why only certain people are offered the flu vaccine on the NHS. Also, the "I don't know whether I should allow my child to be vaccinated" chat is fucking ridiculous.
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I'm perplexed as to why only certain people are offered the flu vaccine on the NHS. Also, the "I don't know whether I should allow my child to be vaccinated" chat is fucking ridiculous.
Try the M9 across the Kingston Bridge, that's usually pretty reliable between 7:45am and 9am Monday to Friday.
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Try the M9 across the Kingston Bridge, that's usually pretty reliable between 7:45am and 9am Monday to Friday.
Best fess of the week, this.
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Best fess of the week, this.
AND....?!
I need the next half of this fess!
I need the next half of this fess!
December 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
AND....?!
I need the next half of this fess!
I need the next half of this fess!
No, but this guy owes everyone who ever watched that advert a bar of white chocolate.
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No, but this guy owes everyone who ever watched that advert a bar of white chocolate.
Dealing with drunk people on planes is the bane of my life, but I do get off on choosing the most hostile place to land to have them taken away by the police.
Smaller cities in former Eastern Bloc countries usually top the list of possible airports to land at.
Smaller cities in former Eastern Bloc countries usually top the list of possible airports to land at.
December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Dealing with drunk people on planes is the bane of my life, but I do get off on choosing the most hostile place to land to have them taken away by the police.
Smaller cities in former Eastern Bloc countries usually top the list of possible airports to land at.
Smaller cities in former Eastern Bloc countries usually top the list of possible airports to land at.
I remember a couple of guys who used to drink in the same pub as him being interviewed. They described him as being thick as pigshit.
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I remember a couple of guys who used to drink in the same pub as him being interviewed. They described him as being thick as pigshit.
I do this when anyone says they wanted to "reach out" to me.
No you don't sunshine, that's not my style!
No you don't sunshine, that's not my style!
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I do this when anyone says they wanted to "reach out" to me.
No you don't sunshine, that's not my style!
No you don't sunshine, that's not my style!
Or boycott them, like he's doing with the BBC because some journalist was just asking questions.
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Or boycott them, like he's doing with the BBC because some journalist was just asking questions.
If I keep reading these press releases from the Ministry of Truth, I'm going to up loving Nigel #Farageriots
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If I keep reading these press releases from the Ministry of Truth, I'm going to up loving Nigel #Farageriots
I don't have any social media accounts.
December 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don't have any social media accounts.
Crisps contain an enzyme that stimulates dopamine production, hence they are addictive.
I know this because I watched it on a Dr Binocs video.
Zoooooming out now.
I know this because I watched it on a Dr Binocs video.
Zoooooming out now.
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Crisps contain an enzyme that stimulates dopamine production, hence they are addictive.
I know this because I watched it on a Dr Binocs video.
Zoooooming out now.
I know this because I watched it on a Dr Binocs video.
Zoooooming out now.
I fail to see why this needs to be anonymous!
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I fail to see why this needs to be anonymous!
The only thing I want AI to do is all the tedious jobs I have to do, week in week out. It appears that AI can recognise cancer in an X ray, but hasn't yet evolved to the point where a robot lawn mower can recognise a dog turd. And that's literally the only use for me.
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The only thing I want AI to do is all the tedious jobs I have to do, week in week out. It appears that AI can recognise cancer in an X ray, but hasn't yet evolved to the point where a robot lawn mower can recognise a dog turd. And that's literally the only use for me.
Airline pilot here. Every now and then, I test ChatGPT with a difficult pilot type shit scenario. Happy to report that the answers are still crap.
Slats stuck between 1 and 2 with fuel <45 min? LVPs in LHR and LGW with BHX not accepting diversions? Get tae fuck, I'll do this one thanks.
Slats stuck between 1 and 2 with fuel <45 min? LVPs in LHR and LGW with BHX not accepting diversions? Get tae fuck, I'll do this one thanks.
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Airline pilot here. Every now and then, I test ChatGPT with a difficult pilot type shit scenario. Happy to report that the answers are still crap.
Slats stuck between 1 and 2 with fuel <45 min? LVPs in LHR and LGW with BHX not accepting diversions? Get tae fuck, I'll do this one thanks.
Slats stuck between 1 and 2 with fuel <45 min? LVPs in LHR and LGW with BHX not accepting diversions? Get tae fuck, I'll do this one thanks.
Is it bad that every time someone uses "vanilla" as an adjective, I think of s🍳🍳?
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Is it bad that every time someone uses "vanilla" as an adjective, I think of s🍳🍳?
I read the Bible at school. Utter pish. Re-read it in my 20s. Still pish.
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I read the Bible at school. Utter pish. Re-read it in my 20s. Still pish.
As an aviator myself, can I please just let it be known that I have never worn Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses as I don't wish to look like a fucking tit.
My work sunglasses are plastic things that cost £15 as they will just get sat on, lost, scratched...
My work sunglasses are plastic things that cost £15 as they will just get sat on, lost, scratched...
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
As an aviator myself, can I please just let it be known that I have never worn Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses as I don't wish to look like a fucking tit.
My work sunglasses are plastic things that cost £15 as they will just get sat on, lost, scratched...
My work sunglasses are plastic things that cost £15 as they will just get sat on, lost, scratched...
Yeah but nobody reads NOTAMs these days anyway 😆
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Yeah but nobody reads NOTAMs these days anyway 😆