Sam
@gutterburger.bsky.social
I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it's the only major American city to have ever elected three socialist mayors
Welcome back to Correct Time everyone. It's Normal again
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Welcome back to Correct Time everyone. It's Normal again
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Going to the café car on the Amtrak, lemme know if y'all want anything
April 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Going to the café car on the Amtrak, lemme know if y'all want anything
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when you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. it’s called sports. it’s called baseball in particular and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular
April 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. it’s called sports. it’s called baseball in particular and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular
Might run for a board position in my neighborhood association
April 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Might run for a board position in my neighborhood association
Had a nice night with my friends
March 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Had a nice night with my friends
Driving for ten minutes and I've already had two cars do the Milwaukee Slide to me. It's good to be back!
March 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Driving for ten minutes and I've already had two cars do the Milwaukee Slide to me. It's good to be back!
Flight was delayed 8 hours due to "mechanical issues." Bring back woke!
March 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Flight was delayed 8 hours due to "mechanical issues." Bring back woke!
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every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
March 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
Happy 10th anniversary to this masterpiece of journalism by @crulge.urinal.club
www.vice.com/en/article/i...
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
www.vice.com
March 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Happy 10th anniversary to this masterpiece of journalism by @crulge.urinal.club
www.vice.com/en/article/i...
www.vice.com/en/article/i...
What about Parched Madness and it's when you're really thirsty
March 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What about Parched Madness and it's when you're really thirsty
Fuck to 'daylight saving time'
March 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Fuck to 'daylight saving time'
That is a cool trench but quick suggestion, maybe don't put it right in front of my house next time
March 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
That is a cool trench but quick suggestion, maybe don't put it right in front of my house next time
I can go several weeks without buying something (groceries notwithstanding)???
February 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I can go several weeks without buying something (groceries notwithstanding)???
Added a new song I can sing Oreo's name to the tune of to my repertoire: Van Halen's "Panama"
February 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Added a new song I can sing Oreo's name to the tune of to my repertoire: Van Halen's "Panama"
Once somebody kills Elon we should all agree to a sitcom-style retcon of all the stuff he's destroyed. Or at least Twitter; 'all of society' might take a little longer
February 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Once somebody kills Elon we should all agree to a sitcom-style retcon of all the stuff he's destroyed. Or at least Twitter; 'all of society' might take a little longer
Nothing makes me miss my Boys quite like a bar bathroom
February 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Nothing makes me miss my Boys quite like a bar bathroom
Everyone should venmo me five dollars for making the Chiefs mortal again by moving to KC
February 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Everyone should venmo me five dollars for making the Chiefs mortal again by moving to KC
Pick six by a white cornerback... Tr*mp's America
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Pick six by a white cornerback... Tr*mp's America
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Guy at the dog park had a MAGA can koozie and Oreo (regularly perfect sweet angel towards others) kept bullying his dog
February 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Guy at the dog park had a MAGA can koozie and Oreo (regularly perfect sweet angel towards others) kept bullying his dog
A cybertruck just drove down my street, need to form a neighborhood watch to prevent further incursions
February 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A cybertruck just drove down my street, need to form a neighborhood watch to prevent further incursions
Secretly rooting for the Bills bc I can't deal with my fellow Kansas Citians if they win a third straight Super Bowl
January 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Secretly rooting for the Bills bc I can't deal with my fellow Kansas Citians if they win a third straight Super Bowl
Toads in the Mario series of video games are excitations of an everywhere-permeating Toad field
January 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Toads in the Mario series of video games are excitations of an everywhere-permeating Toad field