Gutsick Gibbon: A Gentle and Modern Ape
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I really can’t think of anything funnier that could have been in the emails.
DJT/bill clinton fellatio is unreal
DJT/bill clinton fellatio is unreal
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I really can’t think of anything funnier that could have been in the emails.
DJT/bill clinton fellatio is unreal
DJT/bill clinton fellatio is unreal
There it is again that funny feeling
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There it is again that funny feeling
When I’m in a giving up competition and my competition is the establishment democrats
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
When I’m in a giving up competition and my competition is the establishment democrats
Happy five year anniversary Four Season Total Landscaping ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Happy five year anniversary Four Season Total Landscaping ❤️
Way to go NYC!!
You’ve led the way and hopefully we may all follow soon.
You’ve led the way and hopefully we may all follow soon.
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Way to go NYC!!
You’ve led the way and hopefully we may all follow soon.
You’ve led the way and hopefully we may all follow soon.
I was Enoch from OTGW for Halloween! I couldn’t find a big enough head but I am happy with how it turned out.
Without the head though i was just a big tumbleweed!
Without the head though i was just a big tumbleweed!
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I was Enoch from OTGW for Halloween! I couldn’t find a big enough head but I am happy with how it turned out.
Without the head though i was just a big tumbleweed!
Without the head though i was just a big tumbleweed!
Jane Goodall lived an incredible life and her work was foundational to how we consider ourselves in the animal kingdom.
91 is an impressive number of years and it still feels too soon.
91 is an impressive number of years and it still feels too soon.
October 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Jane Goodall lived an incredible life and her work was foundational to how we consider ourselves in the animal kingdom.
91 is an impressive number of years and it still feels too soon.
91 is an impressive number of years and it still feels too soon.
The liminal world of being close to done with a doctorate but not close enough to set a graduation date is lonely and sucks
Backrooms ass life stage
Backrooms ass life stage
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The liminal world of being close to done with a doctorate but not close enough to set a graduation date is lonely and sucks
Backrooms ass life stage
Backrooms ass life stage
Sure are a lot of books on tyranny and authoritarianism getting re released with new prefaces and forwards
Wonder what that’s about 🙃
Wonder what that’s about 🙃
September 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sure are a lot of books on tyranny and authoritarianism getting re released with new prefaces and forwards
Wonder what that’s about 🙃
Wonder what that’s about 🙃
Me when everything we know about human evolution has been rewritten again
(It hasn’t)
(It hasn’t)
September 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me when everything we know about human evolution has been rewritten again
(It hasn’t)
(It hasn’t)
At this rate we will get GTA 6 before a fully resolved and consensus neanderthalensis/sapiens/longi phylogeny 🙃
September 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
At this rate we will get GTA 6 before a fully resolved and consensus neanderthalensis/sapiens/longi phylogeny 🙃
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New Australopith Just Dropped...What Does it Mean?
YouTube video by Gutsick Gibbon
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September 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Write a book”
No thanks I’ll just make fifty 4 hour YouTube videos
No thanks I’ll just make fifty 4 hour YouTube videos
September 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Write a book”
No thanks I’ll just make fifty 4 hour YouTube videos
No thanks I’ll just make fifty 4 hour YouTube videos
Thank god the trump-autism-acetaminophen thing is funny because the consequences are going to be dire and far reaching, likely taking decades to undo.
Wakefields bullshit is STILL around and he wasn’t even a beloved monster.
Wakefields bullshit is STILL around and he wasn’t even a beloved monster.
September 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thank god the trump-autism-acetaminophen thing is funny because the consequences are going to be dire and far reaching, likely taking decades to undo.
Wakefields bullshit is STILL around and he wasn’t even a beloved monster.
Wakefields bullshit is STILL around and he wasn’t even a beloved monster.
Gibbon hand and gibbon hand!
September 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gibbon hand and gibbon hand!
Sexual dimorphism of Australopithecus afarensis is striking and yet the hominins before it (Ardipithecus) and after it (Homo) are virtually monomorphic in most skeletal dimensions. Social evolution id a hell of a drug!
September 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sexual dimorphism of Australopithecus afarensis is striking and yet the hominins before it (Ardipithecus) and after it (Homo) are virtually monomorphic in most skeletal dimensions. Social evolution id a hell of a drug!
It’s so cool how nothing is as bad as we thought it would be in this administration because it’s all actually significantly worse
September 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It’s so cool how nothing is as bad as we thought it would be in this administration because it’s all actually significantly worse
Can you even imagine the personhood discussions we’d be having if we had living Australopiths?
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can you even imagine the personhood discussions we’d be having if we had living Australopiths?
Idk what would be crazier, if life on mars WERE or WERENT related to life here!
I can’t wait to find out 🥰
I can’t wait to find out 🥰
September 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Idk what would be crazier, if life on mars WERE or WERENT related to life here!
I can’t wait to find out 🥰
I can’t wait to find out 🥰
Setting aside the fact that AI is a massive energy suck…
It’s also ugly and wrong most of the time 🤷♀️
The only good use I’ve ever seen for that garbage at the individual level is to scan long computer code for bugs.
Someone please regulate it into obscurity
It’s also ugly and wrong most of the time 🤷♀️
The only good use I’ve ever seen for that garbage at the individual level is to scan long computer code for bugs.
Someone please regulate it into obscurity
I am opposed to AI products and services because of the extra power they require... IN A CLIMATE CRISIS. I am opposed to AI results - texts and illustrations - because they've been created unethically, via theft and non-consensual use of the work of others. Share if you agree.
September 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Setting aside the fact that AI is a massive energy suck…
It’s also ugly and wrong most of the time 🤷♀️
The only good use I’ve ever seen for that garbage at the individual level is to scan long computer code for bugs.
Someone please regulate it into obscurity
It’s also ugly and wrong most of the time 🤷♀️
The only good use I’ve ever seen for that garbage at the individual level is to scan long computer code for bugs.
Someone please regulate it into obscurity
Incidentally thumbnails are also thought to be an early adaptation in Primates linked to dexterity for (if you agree with cartmill and I do) catching insects!
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Evolution of thumbnails across Rodentia
The unguis (hoof, claw, or nail) of the first digit (D1, also known as the thumb or pollex) of the tetrapod hand exhibits numerous functional adaptations, but its macroevolutionary association with ec...
www.science.org
September 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Incidentally thumbnails are also thought to be an early adaptation in Primates linked to dexterity for (if you agree with cartmill and I do) catching insects!
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
One dies but another takes its place
September 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
One dies but another takes its place
I had some people on my most recent video tell me the self portrait in my thumbnail has arms that are too long to give it an artificially more simian look
It’s definitely a little cartoony (bc that’s all I can draw) but I’m actually staying pretty true to my silly simian proportions.
It’s definitely a little cartoony (bc that’s all I can draw) but I’m actually staying pretty true to my silly simian proportions.
August 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I had some people on my most recent video tell me the self portrait in my thumbnail has arms that are too long to give it an artificially more simian look
It’s definitely a little cartoony (bc that’s all I can draw) but I’m actually staying pretty true to my silly simian proportions.
It’s definitely a little cartoony (bc that’s all I can draw) but I’m actually staying pretty true to my silly simian proportions.
Nobody out there accidentally permanently deletes important stuff like I do.
Proficiency in being a careless oaf over here
Proficiency in being a careless oaf over here
August 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Nobody out there accidentally permanently deletes important stuff like I do.
Proficiency in being a careless oaf over here
Proficiency in being a careless oaf over here
Persisting so one day I can tell youngsters it was actually that bad and dumb
August 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Persisting so one day I can tell youngsters it was actually that bad and dumb