The Novel Goofball from The Great Northwest #FSM
@gusmcpickles.bsky.social
Ex-Twitter philosopher and technology nerd, Autistic, Libertarian, and a bit cynical. 21 years and going strong. I LOVE Minecraft! He/Him
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Just downloaded this app to leave a toxic relationship.
Goodbye, X. Fuck you.
Goodbye, X. Fuck you.
@huggbeestv.bsky.social It’s 3:30 A.M. and I can’t enjoy an early morning wank session because one of your videos has been stricken down by YouTube.
NOW how will I have intercourse with nonexistent cartoon characters to the beat of stock music?
NO ONE tells an American what they can’t goon to. 🇺🇸🦅🔫
NOW how will I have intercourse with nonexistent cartoon characters to the beat of stock music?
NO ONE tells an American what they can’t goon to. 🇺🇸🦅🔫
January 7, 2026 at 11:40 AM
@huggbeestv.bsky.social It’s 3:30 A.M. and I can’t enjoy an early morning wank session because one of your videos has been stricken down by YouTube.
NOW how will I have intercourse with nonexistent cartoon characters to the beat of stock music?
NO ONE tells an American what they can’t goon to. 🇺🇸🦅🔫
NOW how will I have intercourse with nonexistent cartoon characters to the beat of stock music?
NO ONE tells an American what they can’t goon to. 🇺🇸🦅🔫
I literally cannot figure out how to private this shit so...
the secret is out, I'm only half human, half terminally online gooner.
the secret is out, I'm only half human, half terminally online gooner.
Little Xmas themed raffle going on. Here’s a chance to win yourself an illustration for Christmas.
🎁 Just RT & follow to enter.
🎁 No throwaways please.
🎁 Ends next week!
🎁 Bonus winner if we hit 2K before next week.
Good luck to every entrant!
🎁 Just RT & follow to enter.
🎁 No throwaways please.
🎁 Ends next week!
🎁 Bonus winner if we hit 2K before next week.
Good luck to every entrant!
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I literally cannot figure out how to private this shit so...
the secret is out, I'm only half human, half terminally online gooner.
the secret is out, I'm only half human, half terminally online gooner.
Nothing says "All-American Christmas" more than spineless commercialization and religious propaganda.
I find more worth in Christ as inspiration for a tradition of being thankful for family and celebrating the gift of happiness than as any moral tradition of spiritual consequence.
Merry Holidays!
I find more worth in Christ as inspiration for a tradition of being thankful for family and celebrating the gift of happiness than as any moral tradition of spiritual consequence.
Merry Holidays!
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Nothing says "All-American Christmas" more than spineless commercialization and religious propaganda.
I find more worth in Christ as inspiration for a tradition of being thankful for family and celebrating the gift of happiness than as any moral tradition of spiritual consequence.
Merry Holidays!
I find more worth in Christ as inspiration for a tradition of being thankful for family and celebrating the gift of happiness than as any moral tradition of spiritual consequence.
Merry Holidays!
THIS is the only “Bible” I will EVER read.
Biblia Americana!
This is my law, my gospel, my moral compass, the single most important book of my modern political and moral life.
Live and let live, whatever religion, race, gender identity, heritage, it’s all American in the eyes of THE CONSTUTUTION!
Biblia Americana!
This is my law, my gospel, my moral compass, the single most important book of my modern political and moral life.
Live and let live, whatever religion, race, gender identity, heritage, it’s all American in the eyes of THE CONSTUTUTION!
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
THIS is the only “Bible” I will EVER read.
Biblia Americana!
This is my law, my gospel, my moral compass, the single most important book of my modern political and moral life.
Live and let live, whatever religion, race, gender identity, heritage, it’s all American in the eyes of THE CONSTUTUTION!
Biblia Americana!
This is my law, my gospel, my moral compass, the single most important book of my modern political and moral life.
Live and let live, whatever religion, race, gender identity, heritage, it’s all American in the eyes of THE CONSTUTUTION!
In the great words of Adam Savage,
“I reject your reality and substitute my own. “
“No Kings” is an embarrassment to the cause. Trump is not a king. Trump is not a dictator. He is only a whiny dunce.
Instead of whining ands spitting, shut not focus on the issues that actually matter in the end?
“I reject your reality and substitute my own. “
“No Kings” is an embarrassment to the cause. Trump is not a king. Trump is not a dictator. He is only a whiny dunce.
Instead of whining ands spitting, shut not focus on the issues that actually matter in the end?
October 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
In the great words of Adam Savage,
“I reject your reality and substitute my own. “
“No Kings” is an embarrassment to the cause. Trump is not a king. Trump is not a dictator. He is only a whiny dunce.
Instead of whining ands spitting, shut not focus on the issues that actually matter in the end?
“I reject your reality and substitute my own. “
“No Kings” is an embarrassment to the cause. Trump is not a king. Trump is not a dictator. He is only a whiny dunce.
Instead of whining ands spitting, shut not focus on the issues that actually matter in the end?
Reposted by The Novel Goofball from The Great Northwest #FSM
Where are those "state's rights" people at?
This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Where are those "state's rights" people at?
I can see why conservatives are upset, especially because characters outright say that they are trans instead of alluding to it, which comes off as obnoxious & political.
HOWEVER…
If this ONE show gets you so upset that you cancel a subscription, you have already failed your duties as a a parent.
HOWEVER…
If this ONE show gets you so upset that you cancel a subscription, you have already failed your duties as a a parent.
October 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I can see why conservatives are upset, especially because characters outright say that they are trans instead of alluding to it, which comes off as obnoxious & political.
HOWEVER…
If this ONE show gets you so upset that you cancel a subscription, you have already failed your duties as a a parent.
HOWEVER…
If this ONE show gets you so upset that you cancel a subscription, you have already failed your duties as a a parent.
This is the awesomest thing I have seen today.
R.I.P. to Regular Show, staple of the mid 2010s part of my childhood…
🥲🇺🇸
R.I.P. to Regular Show, staple of the mid 2010s part of my childhood…
🥲🇺🇸
October 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This is the awesomest thing I have seen today.
R.I.P. to Regular Show, staple of the mid 2010s part of my childhood…
🥲🇺🇸
R.I.P. to Regular Show, staple of the mid 2010s part of my childhood…
🥲🇺🇸
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m eating fresh tonight
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m eating fresh tonight
Ramen, fellow Pastafarian!🍝
The babies in congress need to go back to grade 6 to learn basic statistics and scientific method.
Or maybe….
Maybe His Noodly Appendages created Autism here on earth to be the thorn in the side of stubborn, arrogant, nonsensical politicians.
He Works in GREAT WAYS!
The babies in congress need to go back to grade 6 to learn basic statistics and scientific method.
Or maybe….
Maybe His Noodly Appendages created Autism here on earth to be the thorn in the side of stubborn, arrogant, nonsensical politicians.
He Works in GREAT WAYS!
Tylenol causes autism, according to Trump and RFK Jr.
Global warming is tied to the disappearance of pirates, according to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The fact that two things are happening does not mean they are related.
Global warming is tied to the disappearance of pirates, according to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The fact that two things are happening does not mean they are related.
October 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ramen, fellow Pastafarian!🍝
The babies in congress need to go back to grade 6 to learn basic statistics and scientific method.
Or maybe….
Maybe His Noodly Appendages created Autism here on earth to be the thorn in the side of stubborn, arrogant, nonsensical politicians.
He Works in GREAT WAYS!
The babies in congress need to go back to grade 6 to learn basic statistics and scientific method.
Or maybe….
Maybe His Noodly Appendages created Autism here on earth to be the thorn in the side of stubborn, arrogant, nonsensical politicians.
He Works in GREAT WAYS!
Last day of September and I’m chilling like:
October 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Last day of September and I’m chilling like:
Reposted by The Novel Goofball from The Great Northwest #FSM
3D Street art! Isn’t it amazingly realistic!!😊👏👏✨
Artist: Joe & Max
Location: Gloucester, UK.
Artist: Joe & Max
Location: Gloucester, UK.
September 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
3D Street art! Isn’t it amazingly realistic!!😊👏👏✨
Artist: Joe & Max
Location: Gloucester, UK.
Artist: Joe & Max
Location: Gloucester, UK.
I grew up on 2010s YouTube.
Time flies when you have fun. How I wish to go back to those days…
Time flies when you have fun. How I wish to go back to those days…
September 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I grew up on 2010s YouTube.
Time flies when you have fun. How I wish to go back to those days…
Time flies when you have fun. How I wish to go back to those days…
I don’t care if you’re gay, act like a woman even if you were born a man, or are neurodivergent.
You ALL have as much right to serve in the military any American does, as long as you can meet the high standards and see yourself as part of a team.
Where what that part in General Hegseth’s speech?
You ALL have as much right to serve in the military any American does, as long as you can meet the high standards and see yourself as part of a team.
Where what that part in General Hegseth’s speech?
September 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I don’t care if you’re gay, act like a woman even if you were born a man, or are neurodivergent.
You ALL have as much right to serve in the military any American does, as long as you can meet the high standards and see yourself as part of a team.
Where what that part in General Hegseth’s speech?
You ALL have as much right to serve in the military any American does, as long as you can meet the high standards and see yourself as part of a team.
Where what that part in General Hegseth’s speech?
Just downloaded this app to leave a toxic relationship.
Goodbye, X. Fuck you.
Goodbye, X. Fuck you.
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just downloaded this app to leave a toxic relationship.
Goodbye, X. Fuck you.
Goodbye, X. Fuck you.