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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Dec 13

A man almost steps on a Banana Peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The Banana peel springs off the ground and latches on to the man's face. A muffled MMPH MMPH can heard. His stomach expands, much to his distress, and a banana bursts out amidst a flurry of intestinal viscera.

December 13, 2024 at 4:46 PM

guru009.bsky.social

@guru009.bsky.social

NDA win in maharashtra

Thanks you

November 23, 2024 at 4:52 PM

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@guru009.bsky.social

November 20, 2024 at 3:10 PM

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@guru009.bsky.social

क्या सच में बहुत है

November 20, 2024 at 2:43 PM

guru009.bsky.social

@guru009.bsky.social

Hello everyone

November 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM