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I’m so gay my boyfriend got a haircut and hair dye and they look so good literally frothing at the mouth staring like a rabid dog like honestly how dare he look so damn good all the damn time this is not fair also I just got my T shot and I think the man juice is making me gayer but that’s neither h

I started highschool in 2015 😅

Happy New year from Texas Yall!

Tried doing my T shot on my own and there’s something really humbling about being in an empty room and staring at your ass with a needle two centimeters away chanting in your head “just stab just stab just stab”

Finally found my partners acc on here, still gotta find my roommate and possibly my partners roommate if she has one and then I’ll have everyone I need to send weird gay things to