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Former attorney⚖️, 👧🏻dad, Still with her (both of them)
Easily amused.
Seahawks & UW🏈, Reign FC⚽️, Mariners⚾️🔱, Kraken🏒, Sonics (RIP) & UCONN🏀
can fold a fitted sheet 🦾
Retired Submarine Veteran; 26 years.
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Welp…
Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social: “Marjorie’s getting a taste of how may of us have been living under the Trump regime for years. If this is what it takes to break the MAGA mass psychosis, so be it.” Marjorie Taylor Green on X/Twitter: “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. The man I supported and helped get elected. Aggressive rhetoric attacking me has historically led to death threats and multiple convictions of me. Who were radicalized by the same type rhetoric being directed at me right now. This time by the President of the United States. As a woman I take threats from men seriously.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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This tweet the other day is making more sense now.
Nancy Mace on X: "I have to to tell you. Last night, I had the MOST INCREDIBLE conversation with the President. I have NEVER been more PROUD. I told him how much I love him, how much America loves him and how he will go down as the GREATEST President in American history. He will do anything he can to help any one. There will never be another like him. God bless Donald Trump! 3 American flag emojis"
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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This turnout is ... abysmal
North Carolina 11/04/2025 election turnout: 100% of 1,567 precincts reporting. 695,500 or 3,549,877 registered voters voted.
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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All of it.

I won't be taking any questions.
A guy throwing an item in the trashcan.
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Yup.
Captain Picard on the bridge of USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E): “How it feels waking up every morning in 2025 - “Damage Report””
November 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Duuuuuuude! 🤣🤣
Katie Miller wife of Stephen weirdo Miller wiki profile listing her as a nazi
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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There are local elections and ballot measures happening all over the country. If you’re able, please go vote 🗳️
Aaron holding an “I voted early” sticker.
October 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Facts
Angry cat: Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister
October 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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😫
Odds for Game 7 of the ALCS. Mariners vs Blue Jays
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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The Clearsky Top 20 blocked (24hrs)
Clearsky Top 20 blocked in the ast 24hrs: whitehouse-47, homelandgov, deptofwar, hhsofficial, state-department, us-dot, doi.gov, homelandcbp, commerce-gov, departmentofenergy, usdagov, sba-gov, usdeptofed, deptofinterior, treasurydept, deptvetaffairs, usenvironment, tsa.gov, odnigov, fda.gov" All have .bsky.social addresses.
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Clearsky's Top 20 (24hrs):
Clearsky Top 20 blocked in the ast 24hrs: whitehouse-47, homelandgov, deptofwar, hhsofficial, state-department, us-dot, doi.gov, homelandcbp, commerce-gov, departmentofenergy, usdagov, sba-gov, usdeptofed, deptofinterior, treasurydept, deptvetaffairs, usenvironment, tsa.gov, odnigov, fda.gov" All have .bsky.social addresses.
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Really didn't take long for people to figure out that blocking the sudden influx of .gov accounts the night before the No Kings protests was a good idea.
Clear Sky's Top 5 most blocked accounts in the last 24hrs: White House, Homeland Security, Dept of War, HHS, State Dept government accounts. All blocked.
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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love to see it!👇
Clear Sky's previous 24hrs of most blocked accounts: White House, Homeland Security, Dept of War, HHS official, State Department government accounts. All blocked.
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I would die for hims!! 🐟
GOMS🔱
MLB on X: "FOR HUMPY! " -every game the Mariners have something called the Salmon Run. Quasi mascots that cosplay King, Silver, Red and Pink a/k/a humpy salmon. Humpy has never won till the 15th inning during the Mariners v Tigers ALDS game 5 mid 15th inning.
October 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Man, I wish the Ms could take Paul with them to Toronto.
X screen shot of Detroit Tigers’ Paul Sewald. “This gutted me a little. I’m not gonna lie. Paul bled Mariner blue for years. I’d venture to guess he’d imagined a moment like this a couple times, but never imagined being in the visitor’s dugout. His fingerprints are still on this team. Nothing but love for Sewald forever.”
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Post you from a different era (1996)
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Places I’d live. AK, WA, OR, CA, NV, CO, NM, MN, WI, MI, IL, LA, ME, VT, NH, MA, RI, NY, NC, VA, MD, DE Maybe: MT and PA Hell no! HI, TX, FL, SC, GA, MS, AL, ID, IA, UT, KS, ND, SD, OH, WV, TN, KY
October 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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This is beyond bullshit people are being made to do this nonsense. This is the same as a f'ing oath pledge.

Screenshot from an actual hire/promotion short essay prompt in USAJobs/USAStaffing:
"How would you help advance the President's Executive Orders and policy priorities in this role? Identify one or two relevant Executive Orders or policy initiatives that are significant to you, and explain how you would help implement them if hired."
October 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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So glad I’m not a Dallas or Green Bay fan rn
Win probability chart for Dallas Cowboys vs Green Bay Packers. End of 4th quarter going into overtime. Tied 37-37
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Just a reminder, if you see someone wearing this, this is a white supremacist dog whistle.
white supremacist symbol: black and white U.S. flag with on blue stripe
September 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Yup
Seahawks fans walking into work Monday.
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Sometimes the smallest forms of resistance are satisfying.
Mail envelope with USA Forever stamp upside down. Fuck Trump. And fuck ICE.
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Name 2 identical movies made by different people
Olympus has fallen movie poster White House Down movie poster
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Still apt
How it feels waking up every morning in 2025 Captain Picard “Damage Report”
September 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Cartoon Star Wars Stormtrooper: "Shut up and take my galactic credits!"
September 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM