There seems to be some surprise from the media that this is an awful spectacle *squints at Premier League table*

I fcking knew budget Haaland was going to score.

Giggs in the dugout 🤮

My dad's got a season ticket for City and Salford. Interesting draw. Hoping he sits in the away end.

Reckon I picked the right season to not be able to attend games.

Anyone sum up the game? Couldn't watch/follow it.

I'm properly enjoying I'm a Celeb this year. Refused to watch the Matt Hancock and Farage years so to have a likeable cast this year is nice.

UK weather: Storm Bert set to cause disruption with snow, winds and rain.

Danger of men in cagoules & bitterness.

#mcfc

Feels eerily like Twitter in the old days only now I'm old and have a daughter so probably shouldn't be arguing with randoms online.