Gumptious Goat
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if you're reading this 50 years from now I need you to know that this series of world events isn't as dumb as it probably seems, it's actually much, much dumber than you can possibly imagine
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
if you're reading this 50 years from now I need you to know that this series of world events isn't as dumb as it probably seems, it's actually much, much dumber than you can possibly imagine
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The richest man in the world is not looking out for you. He’s not your friend. He’s the richest man in the world precisely for that reason. This is insanity.
February 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The richest man in the world is not looking out for you. He’s not your friend. He’s the richest man in the world precisely for that reason. This is insanity.
Started Lexapro today 🤙
February 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Started Lexapro today 🤙
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Honestly I don't remember *anything* remotely like this ever happening in those Schoolhouse Rock videos
February 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Honestly I don't remember *anything* remotely like this ever happening in those Schoolhouse Rock videos
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Someone on my facebook just told me to "stop doing politics" on a post I wrote about the importance of kindness and empathy during dark times. So first off...that's not politics. It's basic human decency.
January 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Someone on my facebook just told me to "stop doing politics" on a post I wrote about the importance of kindness and empathy during dark times. So first off...that's not politics. It's basic human decency.
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mark sucked that man’s dick right off the bone
January 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
mark sucked that man’s dick right off the bone
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Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.
January 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.
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The same people having a temper tantrum over DEI just confirmed the least qualified Secretary of Defense in US history because Trump liked him on TV.
January 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The same people having a temper tantrum over DEI just confirmed the least qualified Secretary of Defense in US history because Trump liked him on TV.
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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
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Richest man in the world did a certain salute twice today. Yes, that salute.
I genuinely don’t know what you’re supposed to do, as an average person with a conscience, in this timeline.
I genuinely don’t know what you’re supposed to do, as an average person with a conscience, in this timeline.
January 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Richest man in the world did a certain salute twice today. Yes, that salute.
I genuinely don’t know what you’re supposed to do, as an average person with a conscience, in this timeline.
I genuinely don’t know what you’re supposed to do, as an average person with a conscience, in this timeline.
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