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Gumbercules?!
@gumbercules23.bsky.social
Free Excel tips (if I have a quick solution for you, will post so more can learn)
Finance, strategy, and other consulting for retailers, esp. for real estate and ecomm.
BillsMafia
Native tongue is Futurama references
ACDC, ZZ Top, and many other rock bands
Lil Jon
Infected Mushroom
Most orchestras
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We lost this perfect little goblin to brain cancer this year. 9 months in, and I think I'm still in the denial stage. This pic was over a decade ago and still cracks us up. He knew he wasn't allowed up there. The sound of the box woke us in the middle of the night.
October 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Nobody does it like Molten Boron!
September 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Resident Evil 4 (wii)
Borderlands 2
Skyrim
June 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fencing in a square 1 acre lot would cost $7.4M at that rate.
June 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Urgent by Foreigner

But between those 2, Baker St
May 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's tough for people to grasp that both things can be true:
1. The road to hell is paved with 80% complete projects that should've been completed
2. The slide to hell is lubricated with projects that should've been abandoned earlier
May 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Thanks to this post, I just realized that come Friday, our engagement will mark the halfway point of my life. That makes her my better half in more ways than one.
May 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Fin. Until my next tasting. I promise my beer reviews are more informative. Usually.
May 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Holyrood Mexico New Make 60% Holyrood Distillery
Smokey mezcal nose. On sip, indistinguishable from mezcal. I have found a Mexican-Scottish fusion beverage, but I don't recommend putting this in a "Michelada" with Irn-Bru.
May 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Holyrood Ale Yeast New Make slightly aged 50% Holyrood Distillery
Agave nose, very calm flavor. Even less like gin.
May 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Holyrood Brewer's X Distillers Yeast New Make 60% Holyrood Distillery
Melon and mango, plus something less bright and crisp. Less gin-like than the Black Cork
May 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
*Holyrood Pitch Single Malt 46% Holyrood Distillery
Nose is cherries, pepper, and fresh cut oak. Flavor retains these and adds charred orange peppers plus walnut, molasses, and exactly the right amount of heat.
May 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Bonnington Muscat Cask Lowland Single Malt 46% Holyrood Distillery
Scent is decidedly oatmeal with white grapes. Natural white fruit sweetness, with some heat that numbs the lips. Needs to be watered down to be appreciated. Oats get in the way of what should be crisp light grapes.
May 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Woven Homemade Blended Whisky 46% Holyrood Distillery
Damp cedar forest on the nose, some peppery notes start to show but immediately recede to maole, oak, and pecan. Anise, toffee, and leather vie for next billing.
May 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
*Port of Leith #3 Blended Whisky 46% Holyrood Distillery
Smells like the silent library in Rush Rhees with the huge armchairs. An almost rye-like punchy flavor at first, followed by more soothing oak with a hint of vanilla and honeysuckle.
I normally stick to single malts but this is great.
May 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Holyrood Black Cork New Make 60% Holyrood Distillery
Strong but good, surprisingly aromatic. Anise and coal smoke, malty undertones with a subtle sweetness. Could pass for a smoky gin with a touch of licorice.
May 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
*Bruichladdich Octomore 15.1 5yo Recharred Ex-Bourbon 59.1% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight
Ginger, melon, toffee, exceptionally smooth feel, good warmth building to fiery peat. Makes me excited for my 15.3.
May 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Wanted to try this distillery but am now questioning whether my mouth still exists.
May 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Caol Ila 10y Adelphi X RMW A Motley 57.7% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight
Smoked rubber thoroughly rubbed with pepper, with a mouth-numbing medicinal quality. Suitable for dental work- I can feel my lips and tongue less than after a shot of novocaine.
May 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
*Kilchoman Sanaig 46% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight
Darker color, red berries and caramel on the nose followed by a touch of smoky leather. Fantastic. Wanted to try this distillery and am not disappointed.
May 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM