Kangaroo Jack
@guiseppeegarfunkle.bsky.social
Beloved friend and aspiring magician
Imagine hating me and I’m just on twitter watching a thread of the most dangerous lightning strikes of all time
June 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just on twitter watching a thread of the most dangerous lightning strikes of all time
If I ever meet the Limu Emu I’m beating the fucking piss out of it
June 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If I ever meet the Limu Emu I’m beating the fucking piss out of it
Had a dream last night that I got stung by a bee
March 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Had a dream last night that I got stung by a bee
Sorry guys I forgot about this app for a week. Got super into air dry clay and being bad at my job
March 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sorry guys I forgot about this app for a week. Got super into air dry clay and being bad at my job
My boyfriend drives a 2022 Dodge Durango SXT4 you guys better start being nicer to me
March 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My boyfriend drives a 2022 Dodge Durango SXT4 you guys better start being nicer to me
Are a chocolate croissant in bed last night and woke up covered in chocolate. Guess it’s #laundryday
March 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Are a chocolate croissant in bed last night and woke up covered in chocolate. Guess it’s #laundryday
Hiiiiiii guyyyyyyssssssssssssssss
March 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hiiiiiii guyyyyyyssssssssssssssss
When I was in preschool the guy who lived in the apartment above it died and the only way to get his body out was down the stairs and out through the play room and they did it in the middle of the school day. They wheeled him out right past the rope swing.
March 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
When I was in preschool the guy who lived in the apartment above it died and the only way to get his body out was down the stairs and out through the play room and they did it in the middle of the school day. They wheeled him out right past the rope swing.
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March 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Me (cardinal) and @cigs4son.bsky.social
A female Northern Cardinal keeping a close eye on a Blue Jay.
March 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Me (cardinal) and @cigs4son.bsky.social
Was complaining to my roommate about my boyfriend being late to pick me up and then he got into a car accident with both of his parents and his dog in the car. Everyone is fine but I feel reeeeeeealllllllyyyyy bad. #sorry
March 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Was complaining to my roommate about my boyfriend being late to pick me up and then he got into a car accident with both of his parents and his dog in the car. Everyone is fine but I feel reeeeeeealllllllyyyyy bad. #sorry
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Sending my friends messages in the group chat. They are telling me I’m so funny. “You should post that on BlueSky” they say. Like a monkey at a circus I dance… and dance… and dance….
March 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Sending my friends messages in the group chat. They are telling me I’m so funny. “You should post that on BlueSky” they say. Like a monkey at a circus I dance… and dance… and dance….
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hands are full so I'm trying to get this hair off my tongue by licking it onto my cat's back and its not working
March 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
hands are full so I'm trying to get this hair off my tongue by licking it onto my cat's back and its not working
Hiding in the bathroom at work #hidinginthebathroomatbwork
March 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hiding in the bathroom at work #hidinginthebathroomatbwork
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Welcome brother in Christ @guiseppeegarfunkle.bsky.social
March 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Welcome brother in Christ @guiseppeegarfunkle.bsky.social
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I once worked in a factory where they called me the professor because I could spell ‘kettle’
March 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I once worked in a factory where they called me the professor because I could spell ‘kettle’
Has anyone ever read the story of Squirrel Nutkin? I think about it a lot
March 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Has anyone ever read the story of Squirrel Nutkin? I think about it a lot