John Lawson
@guiromelans.bsky.social
I make stupid jokes to mask my anxiety
An amazing passion project. Written, directed, produced, edited, and scored by one guy based on the delusions of his senile/mentally ill grandmother, starring his grandmother.
I so wish this movie had a better/more of a/clearer plot.
The dog disappears.
3 stars.
I so wish this movie had a better/more of a/clearer plot.
The dog disappears.
3 stars.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
An amazing passion project. Written, directed, produced, edited, and scored by one guy based on the delusions of his senile/mentally ill grandmother, starring his grandmother.
I so wish this movie had a better/more of a/clearer plot.
The dog disappears.
3 stars.
I so wish this movie had a better/more of a/clearer plot.
The dog disappears.
3 stars.
Villain becomes cartoon character. Do all murderous, psychotic "good guys" act this way? I'd guess not, but what do I know?
Hard to empathize with the MC too. Since she's a vehicular murderer.
Whatever. 2 stars.
Hard to empathize with the MC too. Since she's a vehicular murderer.
Whatever. 2 stars.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Villain becomes cartoon character. Do all murderous, psychotic "good guys" act this way? I'd guess not, but what do I know?
Hard to empathize with the MC too. Since she's a vehicular murderer.
Whatever. 2 stars.
Hard to empathize with the MC too. Since she's a vehicular murderer.
Whatever. 2 stars.
The father suggests calling a priest--you know, the guys that specialize in exorcisms--but everyone ignores him. Plot efficiency, I guess.
Stupid "or DID they???" twist ending. -1 star.
Woman bathing in milk so you don't see her boobs. No star deduction, but it's still lame.
2 stars.
Stupid "or DID they???" twist ending. -1 star.
Woman bathing in milk so you don't see her boobs. No star deduction, but it's still lame.
2 stars.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The father suggests calling a priest--you know, the guys that specialize in exorcisms--but everyone ignores him. Plot efficiency, I guess.
Stupid "or DID they???" twist ending. -1 star.
Woman bathing in milk so you don't see her boobs. No star deduction, but it's still lame.
2 stars.
Stupid "or DID they???" twist ending. -1 star.
Woman bathing in milk so you don't see her boobs. No star deduction, but it's still lame.
2 stars.
If djinn possession works this way, then Dachau would be thick with them. Just saying.
I know this is a Muslim possession monster, but it seems strange that a random suburban Imam would try to handle this on his own. Not sure why no one questions him but the father.
I know this is a Muslim possession monster, but it seems strange that a random suburban Imam would try to handle this on his own. Not sure why no one questions him but the father.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If djinn possession works this way, then Dachau would be thick with them. Just saying.
I know this is a Muslim possession monster, but it seems strange that a random suburban Imam would try to handle this on his own. Not sure why no one questions him but the father.
I know this is a Muslim possession monster, but it seems strange that a random suburban Imam would try to handle this on his own. Not sure why no one questions him but the father.
How can you run from broadband Internet ghosts?
How do you kick broadband Internet ghosts in the face?
Why would a hacker keep his main server in his apartment building's basement?
Portrayed cat suffering. That sucked.
1 star.
How do you kick broadband Internet ghosts in the face?
Why would a hacker keep his main server in his apartment building's basement?
Portrayed cat suffering. That sucked.
1 star.
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
How can you run from broadband Internet ghosts?
How do you kick broadband Internet ghosts in the face?
Why would a hacker keep his main server in his apartment building's basement?
Portrayed cat suffering. That sucked.
1 star.
How do you kick broadband Internet ghosts in the face?
Why would a hacker keep his main server in his apartment building's basement?
Portrayed cat suffering. That sucked.
1 star.
"This is my highly qualified assistant..."
"You are a lucky man. She is very pretty."
Man, the 70s were wild.
The yeti doesn't appear until the last 5 minutes of the movie!!! It's just some random final boss for the werewolf to kill.
Minor nudity.
2 stars.
"You are a lucky man. She is very pretty."
Man, the 70s were wild.
The yeti doesn't appear until the last 5 minutes of the movie!!! It's just some random final boss for the werewolf to kill.
Minor nudity.
2 stars.
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"This is my highly qualified assistant..."
"You are a lucky man. She is very pretty."
Man, the 70s were wild.
The yeti doesn't appear until the last 5 minutes of the movie!!! It's just some random final boss for the werewolf to kill.
Minor nudity.
2 stars.
"You are a lucky man. She is very pretty."
Man, the 70s were wild.
The yeti doesn't appear until the last 5 minutes of the movie!!! It's just some random final boss for the werewolf to kill.
Minor nudity.
2 stars.
The werewolf's costume looks like adorable footie PJs.
Where did Hunk Man get his dress shirt and shoes? He was originally dressed for extreme mountain weather. Distracting wardrobe choice.
"You're not an ordinary woman, you've got personality." Then he tries to assault her.
Where did Hunk Man get his dress shirt and shoes? He was originally dressed for extreme mountain weather. Distracting wardrobe choice.
"You're not an ordinary woman, you've got personality." Then he tries to assault her.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The werewolf's costume looks like adorable footie PJs.
Where did Hunk Man get his dress shirt and shoes? He was originally dressed for extreme mountain weather. Distracting wardrobe choice.
"You're not an ordinary woman, you've got personality." Then he tries to assault her.
Where did Hunk Man get his dress shirt and shoes? He was originally dressed for extreme mountain weather. Distracting wardrobe choice.
"You're not an ordinary woman, you've got personality." Then he tries to assault her.
Brief, completely gratuitous boobs. +1 star.
1.5 stars.
1.5 stars.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Brief, completely gratuitous boobs. +1 star.
1.5 stars.
1.5 stars.
Surprised such a big cabin only had three bedrooms.
Didn't bother trying to get anything about the Donner Party right.
Basically a "Shining" knockoff.
Irrelevant title, misleading movie art.
Waste of Michael Berryman.
Ends before the blizzard hits??? Is that supposed to be sequel bait?
Didn't bother trying to get anything about the Donner Party right.
Basically a "Shining" knockoff.
Irrelevant title, misleading movie art.
Waste of Michael Berryman.
Ends before the blizzard hits??? Is that supposed to be sequel bait?
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Surprised such a big cabin only had three bedrooms.
Didn't bother trying to get anything about the Donner Party right.
Basically a "Shining" knockoff.
Irrelevant title, misleading movie art.
Waste of Michael Berryman.
Ends before the blizzard hits??? Is that supposed to be sequel bait?
Didn't bother trying to get anything about the Donner Party right.
Basically a "Shining" knockoff.
Irrelevant title, misleading movie art.
Waste of Michael Berryman.
Ends before the blizzard hits??? Is that supposed to be sequel bait?
Also unnecessary and stupid "surprise" "twist" ending where the killer everyone thought was dead comes back to kill the MC and his new wife in front of the church. -1 star.
Some good boobs in the very beginning. +1 star.
1.5 stars.
Some good boobs in the very beginning. +1 star.
1.5 stars.
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Also unnecessary and stupid "surprise" "twist" ending where the killer everyone thought was dead comes back to kill the MC and his new wife in front of the church. -1 star.
Some good boobs in the very beginning. +1 star.
1.5 stars.
Some good boobs in the very beginning. +1 star.
1.5 stars.
It has its funny moments. It has its tense moments. They work at cross purposes to each other.
Was it a "massacre"? Well...
Topless lady
Gas station lady
German film maker
Star and costar
Two buddies
MC and wife (spoiler)
That might count, but only five happened at the lake. So you be the judge.
Was it a "massacre"? Well...
Topless lady
Gas station lady
German film maker
Star and costar
Two buddies
MC and wife (spoiler)
That might count, but only five happened at the lake. So you be the judge.
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It has its funny moments. It has its tense moments. They work at cross purposes to each other.
Was it a "massacre"? Well...
Topless lady
Gas station lady
German film maker
Star and costar
Two buddies
MC and wife (spoiler)
That might count, but only five happened at the lake. So you be the judge.
Was it a "massacre"? Well...
Topless lady
Gas station lady
German film maker
Star and costar
Two buddies
MC and wife (spoiler)
That might count, but only five happened at the lake. So you be the judge.