daryn
@guillotine.club
Web dev (~2 decades) in a perpetual state of burnout from living in the stupidest country.
https://daryn.codes
Fuck ICE / Free Palestine 🇵🇸/ ACAB
This profile will self-destruct when enshittification sets in.
https://daryn.codes
Fuck ICE / Free Palestine 🇵🇸/ ACAB
This profile will self-destruct when enshittification sets in.
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A bully that has punched you in the face 100 times in a row will definitely uphold the promise not to do it again! Because bullies are known for being so trustworthy and reasonable! We just gotta wait and see!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
A bully that has punched you in the face 100 times in a row will definitely uphold the promise not to do it again! Because bullies are known for being so trustworthy and reasonable! We just gotta wait and see!!!!
I just saw someone refer to RFK as “Dollar Store Earthworm Jim” and I’m dead 😂
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I just saw someone refer to RFK as “Dollar Store Earthworm Jim” and I’m dead 😂
There’s gonna be an onslaught of copium-huffing commentary from milquetoast Democrat reps tomorrow 😂. Can’t wait for them to insult the intelligence of 1m+ voters and then wonder why no one likes nor respects them.
Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There’s gonna be an onslaught of copium-huffing commentary from milquetoast Democrat reps tomorrow 😂. Can’t wait for them to insult the intelligence of 1m+ voters and then wonder why no one likes nor respects them.
I was today years old when I learned that Andrew Torba, the founder of Gab and a white nationalist dipshit, looked like this. A smarmy toddler with a beard that looks like it was drawn on with a Sharpie.
October 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I was today years old when I learned that Andrew Torba, the founder of Gab and a white nationalist dipshit, looked like this. A smarmy toddler with a beard that looks like it was drawn on with a Sharpie.
Extroverts: *rings your doorbell with no invite* hehe this is cute and fun and they will get a kick out of it.
Introverts: we have to burn the house down and never return GRAB THE GO BAG AND THE CAT CARRIERS
Introverts: we have to burn the house down and never return GRAB THE GO BAG AND THE CAT CARRIERS
October 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Extroverts: *rings your doorbell with no invite* hehe this is cute and fun and they will get a kick out of it.
Introverts: we have to burn the house down and never return GRAB THE GO BAG AND THE CAT CARRIERS
Introverts: we have to burn the house down and never return GRAB THE GO BAG AND THE CAT CARRIERS
Equifax, it’s 2026. You’re a credit company. The social climate of everything is shit. Security fuck-ups have been rampant. Either tell me what is in the link, or fuck all the way off. There’s ZERO chance I am blind-clicking a link from a credit agency.
October 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Equifax, it’s 2026. You’re a credit company. The social climate of everything is shit. Security fuck-ups have been rampant. Either tell me what is in the link, or fuck all the way off. There’s ZERO chance I am blind-clicking a link from a credit agency.
My brain on ICE:
“These idiots have no training! Let’s go, y’all!”
Also my brain on ICE:
“Oh god, these idiots have no training…”
“These idiots have no training! Let’s go, y’all!”
Also my brain on ICE:
“Oh god, these idiots have no training…”
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My brain on ICE:
“These idiots have no training! Let’s go, y’all!”
Also my brain on ICE:
“Oh god, these idiots have no training…”
“These idiots have no training! Let’s go, y’all!”
Also my brain on ICE:
“Oh god, these idiots have no training…”
This is my new favorite response to ICE clowns 🤡 😂
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is my new favorite response to ICE clowns 🤡 😂
They bleed like the rest of us. Just remember that.
WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.
October 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
They bleed like the rest of us. Just remember that.
I would really love to know where these RaDiCaL LeFt, fully-funded, well-organized NGOs are here in the US, because I am unable to find them. All I can find are bullshit Democrat organizations that do fucking zero actual work and are center-right. An organized leftist resistance does not exist here.
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I would really love to know where these RaDiCaL LeFt, fully-funded, well-organized NGOs are here in the US, because I am unable to find them. All I can find are bullshit Democrat organizations that do fucking zero actual work and are center-right. An organized leftist resistance does not exist here.
Being a Frontend Engineer is like being the Schrödinger’s Cat of the programming world. You’re important and unimportant to everyone all at the same time.
October 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Being a Frontend Engineer is like being the Schrödinger’s Cat of the programming world. You’re important and unimportant to everyone all at the same time.
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We all have a choice.
The Internet is ours.
The Internet is ours.
We all have a choice
Taking action and Doing The Right Thing is often difficult, always exhausting, but it is what we must do, together.
whitep4nth3r.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
We all have a choice.
The Internet is ours.
The Internet is ours.
I would sell an organ for a chance to punch Stephen Miller square in the face repeatedly. I don’t know what it is that pre-conditions the biggest fucking losers with the most punchable faces ever to become fascists.
September 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I would sell an organ for a chance to punch Stephen Miller square in the face repeatedly. I don’t know what it is that pre-conditions the biggest fucking losers with the most punchable faces ever to become fascists.
Jared Kushner and Saudi Arabia having control of EA means that they now have KERNEL-LEVEL ACCESS to any PC that has their games installed. That should be fucking terrifying to anyone that owns a computer. They have an opportunity to use video games as a Trojan horse for state-funded surveillance.
September 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Jared Kushner and Saudi Arabia having control of EA means that they now have KERNEL-LEVEL ACCESS to any PC that has their games installed. That should be fucking terrifying to anyone that owns a computer. They have an opportunity to use video games as a Trojan horse for state-funded surveillance.
Here’s the greatest hits of Vercel CEO Guillermo Rauch cozying up with the worst people imaginable and throwing all morality in the trash for the almighty dollar. Have fun on the wrong side of history, @vercel.com - your fascist-loving CEO is why I moved all my sites and services to Render.
September 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Here’s the greatest hits of Vercel CEO Guillermo Rauch cozying up with the worst people imaginable and throwing all morality in the trash for the almighty dollar. Have fun on the wrong side of history, @vercel.com - your fascist-loving CEO is why I moved all my sites and services to Render.
🚨 EA hasn’t been trustworthy for a long time but now it’s 100% officially dead. Do not buy anything EA, and uninstall anything EA. 🚨
It’s official: EA is selling to private equity in $55 billion deal
Investors will receive $210 per share, well above the stock’s all-time high.
arstechnica.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
🚨 EA hasn’t been trustworthy for a long time but now it’s 100% officially dead. Do not buy anything EA, and uninstall anything EA. 🚨
Me watching the news everyday.
September 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me watching the news everyday.
He looks like AI that was just fed a clunky ass prompt about modern male fashion trends.
of all the things I am not going to buy, this is the thing I am not going to buy the most
September 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He looks like AI that was just fed a clunky ass prompt about modern male fashion trends.
Watching big tech use us as guinea pigs for tech that they will ultimately sell to the military is gag-inducing. Nobody wants AI glasses. Nobody wants VR. Nobody wants AR. None of it sells well… except for when it comes to the military.
September 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Watching big tech use us as guinea pigs for tech that they will ultimately sell to the military is gag-inducing. Nobody wants AI glasses. Nobody wants VR. Nobody wants AR. None of it sells well… except for when it comes to the military.
Me: “don’t look at that rectangle [phone], look at this rectangle!” _holds up Steam Deck_
My wife: “I look at the really big rectangle [work monitor] all day, and I want to look at the little rectangle!”
Me: “Our life suffers from Erectangle Dysfunction.”
My wife: “I look at the really big rectangle [work monitor] all day, and I want to look at the little rectangle!”
Me: “Our life suffers from Erectangle Dysfunction.”
September 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Me: “don’t look at that rectangle [phone], look at this rectangle!” _holds up Steam Deck_
My wife: “I look at the really big rectangle [work monitor] all day, and I want to look at the little rectangle!”
Me: “Our life suffers from Erectangle Dysfunction.”
My wife: “I look at the really big rectangle [work monitor] all day, and I want to look at the little rectangle!”
Me: “Our life suffers from Erectangle Dysfunction.”
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Anyway, nice weather we’re having!
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Anyway, nice weather we’re having!
Y’all ever get a soap dick in your sink?
September 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Y’all ever get a soap dick in your sink?
This is burnout I can actually get behind. ICE agents can get absolutely fucked.
ICE officials struggling with Trump’s immigration crackdown
The Trump administration has pushed for high daily arrest quotas, leading to high pressure on ICE officials
www.independent.co.uk
August 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This is burnout I can actually get behind. ICE agents can get absolutely fucked.