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guillermon09.bsky.social
Gui
@guillermon09.bsky.social
Just a big nerd who loves Star Wars, ATLA, RPGs and videogames.

25yrs | he/him | 🇧🇷 Brazilian 🇧🇷 | ♎ Libra ♎
Me: "today's session will be very tame, nothing too crazy"

Also me: *improvises a random piece of lore about an ancient war against a mega powerful dragon, which ended in the last alliance between dragonkind and humanoids, and now I HAVE to make a campaign out of this.*
March 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Last week I joined an rpg campaign, accidentally seduced a tree, the tree turned out to be the high druidess of spores (my character was also a druid, but from another circle), got invited to a event that's basically "survive the monsters then we have a party and maybe an orgy". Typical Wednesday
March 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Just coming over here to say: I hope you have an amazing day today, and remember to stay hydrated and correct your posture. <3
March 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Post a female anime character you love
March 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
March 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I once DM'd a one-shot that was basically a heist on the mansion of the evil archmage Elonius Muskrin... Considering recent events, I might have to turn it into a whole campaign!
March 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I'm not clumsy, I'm just so hot that I create a distortion field around me, moving things without me noticing
March 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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If you’re just starting DMing, here’s a tip I wish I’d heard a decade ago:

You don’t need to know everything, it’s ok. Your players are all just there to have fun—don’t be afraid to make mistakes!

Nobody at the table wants to see you fail; and if they do, I’d recommend finding a new table.
Oh you’re a DM/GM?

Thanks for all your hard work. I’d hug ya if I could. ❤️
February 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
FINALMENTE CARALHO

Agora é esperar pra ver se o STF vai condenar, XANDÃO NÃO ME DECEPCIONE
February 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This!
February 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What's gonna happen first: Zuckerberg buys X or Musk buys Meta?

And why are both of these the bad ending?
February 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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There should be more dragon age fan games 🧍‍♀️
February 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Immortals: Fenyx Rising is a super underrated game that really deserved a franchise (if you take out the microtransactions, of course)
February 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Honestly, I'm pretty sure that actually happened
February 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Good Monday Morning Blue Skys! Happy Moons day!

Monday is called "moon day" because it comes from the Old English word Monandæg, which translates to "moon's day.
February 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Avowed, Split Fiction, Ghost of Yōtei, Mafia: The Old Country, Kingdom Come: Deliverance II...

Guess I'll have to rob a bank
February 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Player: Can we loot the bodies?

DM:...They’re skeletons, they’re only going to have bones and their rusty weapons.

Player: What if I rolled an 18 on investigation?

DM: An 18?! Well now that you mention it, one of the bones is a +1 club!

Player: Really?!

DM: No!!

#DnD
February 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Coffee is life
February 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ARC-170 STARFIGHTER!!!!
February 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Just wanted to showcase a cool map I made for a dnd campaign (drafted on paper, then used Wonderdraft for the final result). It's honestly the best one I made so far, making maps is my favorite part of worldbuilding.
February 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Watching the force awakens. First time I think since I saw it in the cinema. It remains something that vastly wasted its potential. But I like the cast and I love the design work and some of the ideas remain very cool. Just a big ol waste of time.
February 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Bittersweet fact: I have a lot of creativity when it comes to characters and worldbuilding, and I use that a lot to DM and play DnD. However, these hobbies end up sucking up all of my creative juices so I'm in a constant writer's block.
February 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM