gui
@guigoteque.bsky.social
acho que eu sou antipatico
September 13, 2024 at 7:02 PM
acho que eu sou antipatico
li 130 páginas de um livro clássico hoje minha mente tá pipocando agora preciso ler colleen hoover pra ficar com a mente oca e equilibrar
September 7, 2024 at 1:15 AM
li 130 páginas de um livro clássico hoje minha mente tá pipocando agora preciso ler colleen hoover pra ficar com a mente oca e equilibrar
buaaa eu quero meu tt de voltaaaaaaa único lugar que posso derramar meus pensamentos
September 6, 2024 at 12:53 AM
buaaa eu quero meu tt de voltaaaaaaa único lugar que posso derramar meus pensamentos
vou faze pra janta uma passata de tomate pra comer com croque monsieur
September 5, 2024 at 10:27 PM
vou faze pra janta uma passata de tomate pra comer com croque monsieur
ingeri 2l de suco de morango com gengibre e hortelã hoje
September 2, 2024 at 10:34 PM
ingeri 2l de suco de morango com gengibre e hortelã hoje
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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
September 2, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
preciso comprar mais livros pra ser feliz
September 2, 2024 at 12:25 AM
preciso comprar mais livros pra ser feliz
ficar sem twitter tá sendo pior que viver a pandemia
September 1, 2024 at 10:51 PM
ficar sem twitter tá sendo pior que viver a pandemia
poucas coisas me fazem feliz como coca cola trincando
September 1, 2024 at 4:34 PM
poucas coisas me fazem feliz como coca cola trincando
meu twitter acabou de cair 💔
September 1, 2024 at 1:47 AM
meu twitter acabou de cair 💔
mais uma rede social pra eu criar uma nova personalidade
August 31, 2024 at 5:21 PM
mais uma rede social pra eu criar uma nova personalidade
nao tem como incorporar video nessa bosta ?
August 31, 2024 at 11:32 AM
nao tem como incorporar video nessa bosta ?